That can't be helped, alas, but still we managed to fire a ton of loveliness into your face... Including up-to-the-minute Clarkson nonsense with The Man and The Man's Daddy, plus a review of Battlefield: Hardline, Chart Cat and much, much more.
Remember: if you're enjoying the site, and you want us to stick around, you can always become one of our special sponsors.
Among the rewards on offer, are Digi portraits (like the one above - click through for further examples), a copy of our The Man's Daddy's Book of Popular Comedy Jokes (containing over 500 mostly excellent jokes), and access to special secret videos. Here be the round-up of everything you may have missed this week...
- HIDEO KOJIMA QUITS METAL GEAR SERIES? With Comments From Insincere Dave
- CHART CAT: MY 10 FAVOURITE GAME DEVELOPERS
- NORTHANTS POLICE: GAMES ARE TOO VIOLENT FOR KIDS with Comments from Chip Shop Man
- PANEL 4: 180 PIXELS OF PURE PLEASURE By Jesse Ross
- NOT YOUR SHIELD (IT'S LINK'S)
- REVIEW: BATTLEFIELD HARDLINE (Multi)
- MAN DIARY: Top Geer Presenter
- 10 GAME CHARACTERS WITH "ATTITUDE"
- EXCITING GAME NEWS with Comments by CYBER-X
- THE MAN'S DADDY: TOP GEAR JOKES
- LAST WEEK'S ROUND-UP
All of the above? Provided to you free of charge? It almost sounds too good to be true. But it doesn't have to be - you could enjoy the rare luxury of helping to fund Digitiser 2000!
Much as we love doing it, this site is a lot of work alongside a regular job, but we're hugely grateful to everyone who has supported us thus far. We can't stress enough how much every little helps to keep the site alive - whether you choose to spread the word, offer your encouragement, or (best of all) become one of our beloved PayPal or Patreon donors.
As mentioned above, our legion of beautiful sponsors not only get the satisfaction of knowing they're helping to keep us going, but they also get special rewards (including The Man's Daddy's Book of Popular Comedy Jokes, and regular videos from TV's Mr Biffo), some of which you can find out about here. The rewards also include Digitiser-style portraits - a selection of which you can see below. We're also looking at holding a special sponsor-only get-together/event in the summer, if that's a thing you might be interested in.
Just a couple of quid a month could really help us out - and enable us to develop Digitiser 2000 even further. Every little you can spare helps justify the massive time and effort we're putting into the site to keep you informed and entertained.
If you can't afford to support us with money, we'll completely understand, and take your continued goodwill as a weird form of gratitude. Thanks!