I mean, how would you like to be homeless and not even be able to make love? Probably not very much, I'd wager. There's literally nothing to laugh at, when you think about it. It's all just a bit sad and tragic. My life is awful.
Anyway. That's about all I've got to say, I suppose. I hope you think about me - and others like me - when you're sleeping in your beds tonight, enjoying your erections. In the meantime, here's everything you might've missed on Digi2000 this past week.