Unfortunately, when Pac-Man became a phenomenon, licensees made efforts - inconsistent efforts, but efforts nevertheless - to ascribe some sort of personality upon him. You know: something a bit more than just "Disembodied yellow gob who eats ghosts and drugs".
The game's unexpected success no doubt accounts for the rather scattershot nature of the merchandising which followed initially in Pac-Man's wake. Here's a selection of it - with a bonus bawdy joke as your reward if you make it all the way to the end.
No scrolling to the bottom before you've looked at everything else though....!
As horrifying as this was in itself, it became even more so when rendered in 3D for a harrowing puppet. Also, note that Pac-Man has his own name tattooed inside his mouth. Probably something he had done while he was high.
Anyhow. Keep going - that bawdy joke is getting closer! You can't give up now.
And don't forget now - there's a lewd joke coming up very soon!
Still... Not long now until the bawdy joke!
The album opens with the sound of a giggling infant, and a narrator extolling the virtue of the "holiday perfume" which comes from mixing the stench of freshly-baked cookies with the reek of Christmas trees... and just gets worse from there. It tells the story of the Pacs wanting to do something nice for someone over the holiday season - and settling on inviting the ghosts to spend Christmas with them.
Anyhoo - we're nearly there now. The saucy joke is coming up next!