Man on right: "Okay then."
"I know, father. We all know."
"Is that also why you got drunk and did a poo in my Millennium Falcon?"
"LOL. Wut case?"
"Down at the steel plant remember? Some kid got his legs broke by a palette of rebar."
"Mate, I can't even remember what I had for breakfast."
Father: "Only kidding. It'll detonate the suicide vests I've hidden under your clothes. I just can't afford to feed you all anymore."