And to further illustrate the point we have just made, every person you see in this gallery of vintage gamers from the 70s and 80s is now in a coma! Check it out!
PAT SHARP'S SON: "ICH CANNOT MANAGE IT, VATER. I THINK I'M ENTERING DAS COMA."
PAT SHARP: "LOL."
JOYPAD: "'KAY."
WILLIS: "..."
THE BAND: "SOON WE WILL BE THE COMA PATIENTS 'PAUL MCCARTNEY & WINGS'."
FIDEL CASTRO: "COMA-MUNISM (COMMUNISM)."
SHED GHOST (INVISIBLE): "WHOOO! I COMA YOU!"
SOCKSIE: "TOO BAD. I AM GOING TO KICK YOU INTO A COMA."
NUMBER 7: "JUST UNTIL WE SLIP INTO A COMA."
MOTHER: "WAITING FOR OUR COMAS TO BEGIN."
OLD SHOVEL MAN FROM HOME ALONE: "SOON WE SHALL BE IN A COMA."
WHITESLEEVES: "AM I HOLDING THIS CORRECTLY?"
V-SIGN: "WHO CARES? LET'S COMA, BABY!"
GOD (NOT PICTURED): "SLEEP, CHILD."
MOUSTACHE: (IRONICALLY) "I HOPE WE THREE DON'T SLIP INTO A COMA."
STRIPES: "BE CAREFUL, BROTHER. REMEMBER THAT OUR MOTHER HAS BEEN THREATENING TO PUT US INTO A LONG-TERM COMA FOR OUR TRANSGRESSIONS?"
BOWL-HAIR: "DID YOU SAY 'COMA"?!"
THE BEARDED: "HUNH?"
GREEN GOBLIN: "I'VE GOT A PANCAKE ON MY HEAD."
SPIDER-MAN: "HEE HEE! I'M A HELICOPTER."
AIR-PUNCH: "YIP-YIP! <SNARL!>"
UNIMPRESSED BOY: "I WISH I WAS IN A COMA."
SMILE BOY: "MY LOWER BODY IS THAT OF A SNAIL."