All those leather harnesses, tiny pants, and bare legs... No wonder they were called Masters of the Universe - they probably spent most of their time sitting around "masting". Ho ho.
Anyway. Masters of the Universe toys might've been popular - but they were also utterly ridiculous, with their calcified knees, and top-heavy bodies. If they existed in the real world, they'd probably require corrective surgery.
Here are the ten stupidest.
MOSS MAN: "Hello. Lovely to meet you. Big fan."
SKELETOR: "So, Moss Man, you want to help me conquer Eternia. Tell me - what can you bring to the table?"
MOSS MAN: "Well, I wear very, very tiny pants, a big belt, and - wait for it - I'm covered in moss."
SKELETOR: "You had me at tiny pants."
SKELETOR: "Say no more, my friend - say no more..."
SKELETOR: "Hmm... well, the thing is we actually don't have any vacancies at the - "
STINKOR: "I also wear tiny pants."
SKELETOR: "When can you start?"
SKELETOR: "What about your friends?" <WINK>
SKELETOR: "You're in."
SKELETOR: "Okay... And what sort of pants do you wear?"
MANTENNA: "Oh, tiny ones. And they're black rubber. And did I mention... I have an anus for a mouth?"
SKELETOR: "Is it Christmas already?!"
MEKANECK: "Ahem... Leave it to me..."
SKELETOR: "You will be after a week with us..."
ORBEAR: "I can go one better than that... I can turn into a big, brown, egg!"
SKELETOR: "Mmm-mmm! And we can see why..."