But wait - here's a gallery of some other stuff that happened: specifically, the last moments of all these 90s gamers.
OTHERS: "YES, MASTER."
SONIC THE HEDGEHOG: "I CONCUR - WITH ATTITUDE!"
ANOTHER BOY: "WAIT - DID YOU HEAR THAT? IT SOUNDED LIKE SOMEONE'S FATHER BEING ANGRY OUTSIDE."
ONE OTHER BOY: "NEVER MIND THAT. WHY ARE WE EVEN PC GAMING IN YOUR FATHER'S SEX SAUNA?"
BLONDE HAIR: "ARE YOU SURE SUPER MARIO WORLD IS A TWO-PLAYER GAME?"
CLONE 2: "WE ARE NAUGHT BUT MAYFLIES."
BOY AT BACK'S T-SHIRT: "HELP."
OTHER CHILD: "OK. WHERE DO YOU WANT ME TO DO IT?"
GIRL: "THE EDGE OF A CLIFF IN THE MIDDLE OF A LIGHTNING STORM."
SON: "YAY!"
MAN ON RIGHT: "I AM ALL OF STATUS QUO COMBINED INTO A SINGLE BEING."
MAN ON LEFT: "WE ARE AN ABOMINATION. LET US GO TO THE ACID PITS!"
PINK SHIRT: "WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?"
BOY: "WHAT?"
GIRL: "I THINK WE'RE MEANT TO BE CHILDREN, BUT WE HAVE STRANGELY ADULT FACES."
BOY: "YES. LET US RUN AWAY NEVER TO BE SEEN AGAIN."