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AN EMBARRASSMENT OF RICHES by Mr Biffo Are there too many games?
10 STUPIDEST ITEMS OF VIDEO GAME MERCHANDISE Sonic the Backpack.
THE LIVING BUM: BACK TO SCHOOL GAMING GADGETS Get ready for the new term!
11 TERRIFYING FORTUNE TELLER MACHINES They will haunt your future...
20 AWFUL VHS VIDEO COVERS From the golden age of video.
NEW STAR WARS MERCHANDISE CHECKLIST Make sure you've got all the toys!
FIND YOUR METAL GEAR SOLID CODENAME Who will YOU be?
WHO'S WHO IN METAL GEAR SOLID V A dramatis personae.
20 VINTAGE ALBUM COVERS THAT MIGHT MAKE YOU FEEL ILL The hair... the horror.
REALITY IS OVERRATED: WHY MODERN GAME GRAPHICS BORE ME by Mr Biffo They do.
VIDEO GAMES: A PRIMAL INSTINCT by Mr Biffo Genetics in gaming.
REVIEW: METAL GEAR SOLID V - THE PHANTOM PAIN (Various) Game of the year?
EVERYBODY'S CHANGED THEIR MIND by Mr Biffo No, Biffo - just you.
QUIZ: CAN YOU SPOT THE HIPSTER? Journey to The Land of the Beard.
10 BLATANT MARIO RIP-OFFS In honour of Mario Maker.
32 BIZARRE AFRICAN MOVIE POSTERS They will make you amused.
THE TOP 500 GREATEST MINECRAFT CREATIONS Featuring Mr Biffo's Neighbour.
REVIEW: Mad Max (PS4, Xbox One, PC/Windows) Suffers by comparison.
THE TOP 10 WORST VIDEO GAME DOCTORS Physician, heal thyself.
THE MOST BORING GAMING VIDEO YOU'LL EVER WATCH What is AMSR?
MAN VERSUS GOOGLE CARDBOARD A failed attempt to inform.
DIGITISER EATS: HOW TO MAKE BEER FROM BEER-FLAVOURED SNACKS Try it at home!
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