Today I am here to distract myself from my current financial woes: I have spent all my money on pelmets. Turns out that pelmets are something to do with curtains, and not an abbreviation of "pith helmets" after all.
Oh well... guess it's curtains for all my money! Ha ha. I have to laugh - or I'd cry. Actually, I'm doing both at the same time... oh well - at least it turns me on (sorry, dear).
Anyway. Whatever. Thank you. Hello. What? Thank you. Goodbye (not yet). I have prepared for you a great quiz all about the disgusting creatures called The Pokemons. How well will you do? The answer to that particular question comes at the end of the quiz. Goodbye (correct placing).