Either way: this is your article, and we urge you to share it with all of those who greedily gobbled up the hype, and convinced themselves that No Man's Sky - sight unseen - would be the greatest game they ever did play.
We have gathered some of the most damning quotes from around the Internob, from those who have played the game, and coupled them to some suitable imagery of the celebrity chef Guy Fieri - custom made to provoke maximum irritation among the No Man's Sky early adopters....