But what of the man behind the face? What are the main dislikes of the man Sean Murray? As Sean maintains a dignified silence in the face of mounting questions regarding supposedly missing features in No Man's Sky, here are ten things we guarantee he won't want you to do to him, as far as we know.
Sean Murray is the handsomest man in games development, if not the handsomest in all of c-c-c-creation. The co-founder of Hello Games, and the chief inspiration behind No Man's Sky, is a beautiful enigma, his soft lilt, rugged good looks, and "Kiss me" eyes making him a sort of inscrutable, bearded Blarney Stone. But what of the man behind the face? What are the main dislikes of the man Sean Murray? As Sean maintains a dignified silence in the face of mounting questions regarding supposedly missing features in No Man's Sky, here are ten things we guarantee he won't want you to do to him, as far as we know. 10. TAP HIM ON THE TOP OF THE HEAD WITH A COIN TO GET HIS ATTENTION. 9. OFFER HIM A CHOCOLATE COIN... BUT IT TURNS OUT TO BE A REAL COIN! 8. OFFER HIM A REAL COIN... BUT IT TURNS OUT TO BE A CHOCOLATE COIN! 7. THROW A COIN REALLY HARD AT HIS FACE. 6. PUT HIM IN A WOODEN BARREL, AND DENY HIM A COIN. 5. HEAT UP A COIN ON THE STOVE, AND THEN PUT IT ON HIS LEG. 4. ASK IF HE CAN LEND YOU A COIN, AND WHEN HE GIVES IT TO YOU JUST DROP IT ON THE FLOOR IN FRONT OF HIM. 3. TELL HIM HE'S MISPRONOUNCING THE WORD EVERY TIME HE SAYS "COIN". 2. WITH YOUR FISTS FULL OF COINS, SCURRY BETWEEN HIS LEGS WHEN HE'S NOT EXPECTING IT. 1. PUT A MYSTERIOUS COIN IN HIS MILK GLASS.
19 Comments
19/8/2016 08:48:22 am
Drop a coin in a dog turd, them press it firmly in his hand... and he'll constantly lie about the inclusion of multiplayer on No Man's Sky.
Reply
Omni-Lazbo
21/8/2016 08:26:28 am
Oh great omniscient one, I always wondered if it was yourself on youtube a few years back, under some username along the lines of 'Eat my juicy turd', gracing the comments of various retrogame uploaders with various turd-themed comments.
Reply
Chris Wyatt
21/8/2016 10:04:42 am
Are you, perhaps, the turd coming?
Reply
Chris Wyatt
19/8/2016 08:52:12 am
Ask him if he'd like to play a coin op, then operate on him, with a coin.
Reply
Wadaload
19/8/2016 09:20:59 am
Ask if its a coin-cidence that we've never seen him and Peter Molyneux at the same time.
Reply
RichardM
19/8/2016 11:23:12 am
G'RAAAAH! How could I not have noticed this truthiest of truths? 'Tis Molyneux, reborn in youtheful form to continue his darkest of deeds.
Reply
RichardM
19/8/2016 11:24:48 am
Oh, and: give him a coin so he can buy some shoes.
Reply
John M
19/8/2016 12:52:18 pm
Invite him to pour his jar of coins into a CoinStar, and unplug it before he's finished.
Reply
19/8/2016 08:08:14 pm
I saw a bloke throw a bag of coins really hard into the face of the guy at the counter in a bookies once. There was blood everywhere. I don't know what it was all about.
Reply
Chris Wyatt
19/8/2016 11:24:00 pm
It was all about coins. Everything is about coins.
Reply
Mr. S Hedgehog
21/8/2016 08:49:57 am
nopes
Rakladtor IV
21/8/2016 07:41:46 am
Probably just a physics experiment, but he accidentally threw the coins too hard
Reply
21/8/2016 03:16:34 am
Put a coin in his mouth and wait by his bottom for a lot of a time.
Reply
Rakladtor IV
21/8/2016 07:48:26 am
Take a 5p piece, slide it up his nose! If he complains, flick him in the eye!
Reply
Chris Wyatt
21/8/2016 12:17:09 pm
As a scientific experiment, see if it is actually possible to swim through a pile of coins (a la Ducktales), using Sean Murray as an unwilling participant, all for the benefit of the greater scientific community.
Reply
Chris Wyatt
21/8/2016 12:25:23 pm
Afterwards, play the popular game: "Flick tiddlywinks, till he winks", with Sean on the receiving end.
Reply
bearded black rimmed specced vegan, actually
23/8/2016 03:30:38 pm
I like the way he has his feet out in the last pic, what a cool down to earth guy he is! And what a grand collection of chequered shirts! It's the ONLY thing Sean will wear!!!!!
Reply
Red
28/8/2016 08:16:27 pm
I don't get it
Reply
Leave a Reply. |
This section will not be visible in live published website. Below are your current settings: Current Number Of Columns are = 2 Expand Posts Area = Gap/Space Between Posts = 12px Blog Post Style = card Use of custom card colors instead of default colors = 1 Blog Post Card Background Color = current color Blog Post Card Shadow Color = current color Blog Post Card Border Color = current color Publish the website and visit your blog page to see the results ![]() Follow us on The Facebook
Archives
January 2024
|