"NO, BOY," REPLIES HIS TEACHER. "THIS IS A COMPUTER CLUB, AND THERE SHALL NEVER BE BEES IN A COMPUTER CLUB FOR AS LONG AS I DRAW BREATH."
"THE SCORE OF OUR HYPOTHETICAL KABADDI MATCH IS SEVEN GOALS TO FIVE."
"THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN," THE SCHOOL REASSURES THEM, IN A LETTER HOME.
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