Why don't they do the decent thing and call the character what she is now: a nurse!!!!?!!!!! Get back in the kitchen, Doc - where you belong!!!!???!!! Galiffrey?!? More like Gal-afraid!!!!?!! Sonic vibrator, Doctor Phwoar, shegeneration... Etcetera etcetera.
The question is: where will the show go next?! Here's a glimpse into the future of the UK's formerly favourite long-running science-fiction series...!!!!??!!!!!!
Think it through, for pity's sake!!!!??!!
Do you ever see Doctor Who use a passport when he lands on all those alien planets?!!! Now you know why!!! Still, the stench alone would keep the Doc's enemies away - even the ones who don't have noses!!!!?!!!