Maybe we'll find an original PlayStation 1, with a copy of Battle Arena Toshinden, or some mystery SNES games with the stickers peeled off. We've only got £12, though, so let's hope it's enough to buy everything we want. Come on, everyone. It's car boot sale day!
Today's the day! Let's get in the car and head down to the giant car boot sale to grab some bargains! Maybe we'll find an original PlayStation 1, with a copy of Battle Arena Toshinden, or some mystery SNES games with the stickers peeled off. We've only got £12, though, so let's hope it's enough to buy everything we want. Come on, everyone. It's car boot sale day! WOW. IT LOOKS BUSY. LET'S HOPE THERE ARE STILL SOME BARGAINS LEFT, AND THEY HAVEN'T ALL BEEN BOUGHT BY ROMANIANS OR POLES. EVEN THE LOCAL CHILDREN'S HOSPICE IS SELLING SOME OLD CLOTHES. DON'T TELL THE LADY, BUT THEY SMELL A BIT WEIRD... I GUESS THAT'S WHY THEY CALL IT A CAR BOOT SALE!!!!! PEOPLE SELL SUCH RUBBISH AT THESE THINGS. £1 FOR A STUFFED CAMEL? I DON'T THINK SO! WHO WANTS A FAKE CAMEL, WHEN THESE REAL ONES ARE GOING FOR 75p A POP? HEY - UNGULATE-R, CAMELS! MMM! DELICIOUS HOMEMADE BUTTER - 25p PER SCOOPED HANDFUL... <LICK LICK> WELL, THIS BUTTER IS VERY SALTY... CAP-SI-CUM! CAP-SI-CUM! CAP-SI-CUM! THIS DOG IS ENJOYING THE LAST FEW HOURS OF HIS LIFE IN THE CAR BOOT SALE BONE POND. JUST 50p GIVES YOU FIVE MINUTES OF THRASHING AROUND IN THE HORROR ZONE. WATCH OUT FOR THE WANDERING, MOIST, HANDS OF 'MYSTERY GRAHAM'... NO, THESE CHILDREN AREN'T FOR SALE. THEY'VE BEEN PUT ASIDE FOR THEIR BUYER TO PICK THEM UP LATER. POO-POO TIME! GREGG WALLACE IS ALWAYS HERE, TRYING TO SELL HIMSELF. LOOKS LIKE HE'S STRUGGLING TO FIND BUYERS AGAIN. HMM. IN AMERICA, CAR BOOTS ARE CALLED "TRUNKS". IN THIS TRUNK IS THE HEAD OF A RECENTLY SHOT ELEPHANT. £5. IT'S ALMOST TIME TO GO HOME. THERE'S JUST ENOUGH TIME TO TRY AND BUY BACK YOUR FATHER'S GHOST... WELL, WE DIDN'T FIND ANY GAMES, BUT WE GOT ALMOST EVERYTHING ELSE THAT WE CAME FOR - WHAT A HAUL OF TREASURES! SEE YOU ON THE FIRST SUNDAY OF NEXT MONTH, GIANT CAR BOOT SALE!
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Timmypoos
13/10/2015 06:40:35 pm
Wowzas Battle Arena Toshinden, that brings back memories (like wishing Tekken would get released sooner) Thanks for the memory mr Bifflez
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Stay
13/10/2015 09:23:48 pm
Thanks for reminding me of the massive mistake I made of buying Toshinden on launch day when I should have instead bought Ridge Racer. I traded in my SNES collection (40+) games for that crap. That mistake was rectified a couple of weeks later.
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14/5/2022 10:46:17 pm
The unknown of what youll find at a carboot sale is what gives them such a big appeal. Will you come accross the bargain of the year, who knows!
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