"Instead, it's time for us to pay tribute to the originality and artistry demonstrated by the indie developer community, where less pressure means more opportunity to experiment and be creative!!!!!!!!?!!?
"That's right, everyone: fill your bindle with all the sandwiches and insulin you're gonna need, because we're taking a journey deep into the world of indie gaming, where every game is a guaranteed winner!!!?! Let's ch-ch-ch-check out the latest indie game releases! Coooool!!!!?!!!! ROFL!!!!!!?!????"