That's a shame, because - at the risk of par-ping on our personal bugle - we think there's some real nice stuff in our archive (even though it sometimes seems hard to believe anyone else enjoying some of the stubbornly unfathomable drivel we write).
Digitiser2000 may not have been around all that long, but here's a quick listicle (ugh) of what we regard to be our more betterer stuff thus far.
Violence is Good For Me – by Mr Biffo
Biffo takes a look at whether violent video games are a bad thing, and whether that's a bad thing for him personally.
Kinect 2.0 – Requiem for a Dream
Bidding farewell to Microsoft's failed "all-seeing eye" experiment.
The Next Generation Game
Expressing our rancid disappointment with the Xbox One and PlayStation 4.
GTAV – Who Are We Kidding?
Equally popular and controversial, we took a look at GTAV's apparent sexism.
Assassin’s Ass More Like
A general whinge about the state of the Assassin's Creed franchise.
We wave goodbye to the legendary CVG. Goodbye, CVG! Goodbye!
Fat Sow – Art Attack
Our furious pig aims her snout at video game box art.
Both Sides Of The Fence – by Mr Biffo
Biffo discusses how it feels to be the idiot who wrote Pudsey The Dog: The Movie.
The Flaccid Tramp's Top 5 Christmas Games
One of our newest characters, The Flaccid Tramp looks back at Christmas games.
Gaming Gadgets with The Living Bum
Another new addition, who seems to be popular enough to warrant a return appearance one day.
Chips & Teats with Mr Nude
An old Digi favourite gives you a tour of his Nude Village.
Recyclopedia – With Sir Philip Green
Nobody liked this apart from us.
The Walking Dead: Zombie Dave Edition
Frrrrrrrrg rrrrrrrrf, Crrrrrrrl.
The Man's Diary
Never as popular as you'd think.
The Man's Daddy's Jokes
Far more popular than such stupid jokes have any right to be.
Mr T's Problem Page
Always inexplicably popular. Stay AWAY from HIS bins.
It's a bit long and wordy, but this is the piece that was directly responsible for Digitiser2000, so probably needs to be in this list...