And I present for you now a gallery offering definitive proof of this fact.
It doesn't so much scream "football game", as hiss a terrifiying "Whassaaaap?!?!"
"Your mother scores goals in Hell."
"Sorry to bother you, madam, but we're in the area and wondered if you wanted your gutters clearing? OOOOOOF!!! I just got kicked up the arse by a giant!"
I came to get down, I came to get down,
So get out your seat and jump around!
Jump around!
Jump around!
Jump around!
Jump up, jump up and get down!
Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump! (Everybody jump)
Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump!
Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump! (Everybody jump)
Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump!
Jump!
There's only one (two) Peter Beardsley(s),
Oh, there's only one (two) Peter Beaaaaardsley(s).
You're a good lad, Peter.
"You got no fans..."
"Oooh, ducky!"
"Hey, you a-mock-a-my-a-disability, I mock-a-you mama!"