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This very special visit to the Digi Lab sees Biffo, Gannon and Ashens attempting to make elephant's toothpaste, and introduces an experimental new character to the show - Beanus!
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In the Digitiser science lab this week, Biffo and Gannon open a mysterious box - containing all the dry ice they could ever need for a series of exciting and dangerous experiments!
Subscribe for regular videos, and support Digitiser on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/digitiser2000 Buy official Digitiser merch from our store: https://www.redbubble.com/people/digi... "Forget the big, sweaty, beasts of triple-A gaming, with their identikit cover artwork and their unoriginal, mass-market, ideas. Popular things suck, right?!?!!!!!!! LOL!!!?!!!!
"Instead, it's time for us to pay tribute to the originality and artistry demonstrated by the indie developer community, where less pressure means more opportunity to experiment and be creative!!!!!!!!?!!? "That's right, everyone: fill your bindle with all the sandwiches and insulin you're gonna need, because we're taking a journey deep into the world of indie gaming, where every game is a guaranteed winner!!!?! Let's ch-ch-ch-check out the latest indie game releases! Coooool!!!!?!!!! ROFL!!!!!!?!????" There seems to be an endless supply of terrible video game cover art. Sometimes it's not the art itself which is the issue, but the logos, or some of the choices made in the layout.
Here, displaying the full spectrum of awfulness, are another ten of the worst, most questionable, game covers of yore. Did you know that the working name for the Amiga CD32 was "Spellbound"? "Toilet-bound" would've been more appropriate!!!!!!
Isn't that funny? Yes. Yes it is. The Amiga CD32 was a last rattle of the tin for Commodore; a half-buttocked, ill-considered, attempt to get a palsied finger-hold in the burgeoning CD console market. Though technically it was the first 32-bit CD games console, that's a bit like praising the first moon landing attempt by a four year-old in his homemade, diarrhoea-powered, cardboard space rocket. The CD32 was hobbled by a hastily-assembled internal load of wretched old mess, a terrible controller that had all the aesthetic appeal of a particularly difficult maths equation, Commodore's astigmatic management - which lead to the machine being discontinued after just eight months and the company going bankrupt - and the continued wilful ignorance of the Amiga's audience, who boasted the collective awareness of the Pompeii resident who opened a flammable trousers shop the morning Vesuvius erupted. Oddly, in 1995 - the year following the official end of both the console, and all things Amiga - the CD32 gained a sort of vague half-life as an arcade system, courtesy of Milanese company CD Express, the result of a licensing deal struck prior to Commodore's dismal termination. Nine arcade games in total were released using the CD32 hardware (which was, even later, used inside a handful of fruit machines - Leprechaun's Luck, Hawaiian Delight and Mister Magic - by an entirely different company). And here they are; here are some of those games that I mentioned. "Hello. I'm a popular comedian called The Man's Daddy. I recently won the Digitiser Characters World Cup, which is the greatest honour of my life. In fact, only one other day comes close to this moment, and that was the day I thought I saw a peg near a bulb!
"I would like to thank everyone who voted for me. I've been celebrating my victory by panting at crabs, and writing some more of my popular comedy jokes. I dunno, but I think these are some really good jokes. I hope you like them. I dunno why, but for some reason I just really hope you like them. "Anyway, it's time for me to go now. Thanks for voting for me. Thanks even if you didn't vote for me. Here are the jokes I mentioned. Hope you like them. Thanks again, yeah? Well, anyway, bye then. I've got to go now. Yeah, bye. Bye then. Thanks for doing the voting thing. I'll see you soon, probably. Bye, yeah? Yeah, bye. Bye then. Hope you like the jokes. Bye then. Bye. Thanks for voting, and not voting. Anyway, bye now. Gotta go. Bye." Volcano experiments are a staple of science fairs and school projects in the USA. English gentlemen Mr Biffo and Paul Gannon attempt their own volcano project, but mostly just dig a deep, deep, hole for themselves...
The Sunday Times has named the Top 100 social media influencers of 2019. Unfortunately, in order to see it you either have to have bought a copy of The Sunday Times (p'tcheww!) or pay to access the article online (p'tchewwww!), or look at one of the other websites which has done a story on it (gross!), thus infecting your computer or phone with viruses and ransombots or whatever.
Fortunately, Digitiser refuses to cower behind a restrictive paywall, or smother its content in ads, and so here, for all to read without threat of malware, are our Top 11 Social Media Influencers of 2019. Don't forget to like, share, and subscribe! I love you, guys! More classic pranks get pimped-up by Biffo and Gannon as they test out exploding pens, disappearing ink, electric shock gum - and even more terrifying scare pranks!
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