Also, I was in a helicopter the other day - it was an Italian helicopter - and the blades made this noise: WOP WOP WOP. That's not racist either: that's just the noise it made.
And then I was in an Irish restaurant the other day, and my dinner wasn't hot enough, and so I punched the stupid paddy waiter in the face, following a protracted 30-minute diatribe about what a stupid potato-munching leprechaun he was, and how he should go back where he came from. I'm not a racist though. David Cameron said so.
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