Here is a tribute to this most singularly peculiar standard of seaside entertainment.
A small dog rests on a crate of high explosives... just one of nature's creatures lured by the pianist's bleak lament... lured to their imminent demise at your brutal hand.
Don't reveal all your cards in one go, though: why not toy with them by first shooting a spittoon or lantern?
"This is for In The Army Now, you denim-clad, septum-less, old hippy!"