An elderly gentleman who creeps into your house at night, leaving gifts for your children...? And nobody stops to question this? Who is sanctioning this unrequested generosity? Why does he live with adults who are the size of children, beyond the reach of national borders? It's like The Krankies all over again.
If you want any chance of being able to sleep soundly in your bed come December 24th, we strongly recommend you don't look at the following list.