"What can possibly go wrong?!" Bubsy would bellow with teeth-jarring regularity. Well, we've finally been given an answer to his rhetorical question: what has gone wrong is that Bubsy the Bobcat is coming back.
Publisher Retroism is hoping to re-release Bubsy in Claws Encounters of the Furred Kind and Bubsy II (both originally published by Accolade back in the 90s) by touting its unnecessary wares on Steam Greenilight. If the project inexplicably gets sufficient support, they'll be releasing the compilation - under the nonsensical title Bubsy Two-Fur - before the end of the year.
Far be it from Digitiser2000 to squat upon the chips of a small outfit like Retroism, who we're sure are lovely people, but we must accept that even if your best friend was trying to hatch a "Hitler Egg", you'd still have to do everything in your power to stop him/her.
With that in mind, here are ten things that Retroism could be doing with Bubsy the Bobcat instead of inflicting him upon the world once more. Specifically, ten ways drawn from a 1930s German health and safety pamphlet on the dangers of electricity.