When done badly... well, it's just a shame for everyone involved, and for mankind as a species. Here are ten best-forgotten gems from the oft-scraped barrel bottom of licensed gaming.
Doubtless, all of this was to get around some sort of licensing issue, as the cover featured neither the movie's logo, nor any recognisable characters - just a couple of generic shrieking men in trench coats.
Playing as Jimmy "Hey Big Spender" Nail's Oz character, you must build a wall under the instructions of your German boss, Herr Fuhrer, before moving on to a bierkeller for post-work refreshments. The final stage found a drunken Oz having to navigate his way home, whilst avoiding the police and lampposts. The Last of Us it was not.
After encountering a drug dealer, and choosing to purchase a bag of white powder, you were told: "There is an empty look in his eye as he snatches the money from your hand. His face is pale and drawn; His body thin and unfed. He steals to keep his habit; And makes addicts of children. He is dead, and soon you will be too."
Other ways to cark it included tripping over loose paving stones, drowning in a dirty canal, and - apparently - being murdered by your own mother, for arriving home late. Just like in the TV show.