Digitiser2000 aims to update as often as possible - in 2015, we averaged about 10 updates a week. We can only keep that going with your help. We really don't like asking for money, but it's a big undertaking for a team of 1.5 people. By keeping the site crowdfunded by you lovely people, we can pay for review copies of games and gear, and panic a bit less about finding other work to keep a roof over our heads.
This year, we've done away with most of our donor rewards - feedback suggests that people were simply happy with feeling that they were supporting the site but everyone who donates any amount will get a special thanks on this page, and be awarded their own unique Digitiser nickname.
We'll also be sending out the second edition of The Man's Daddy's Book of Comedy Jokes to everyone who donates $5 or more a month, or a $10 one-off. That's about £3 and £7 in real money.
Again - thank you in advance, and here's how you can donate.
This year, we've done away with most of our donor rewards - feedback suggests that people were simply happy with feeling that they were supporting the site but everyone who donates any amount will get a special thanks on this page, and be awarded their own unique Digitiser nickname.
We'll also be sending out the second edition of The Man's Daddy's Book of Comedy Jokes to everyone who donates $5 or more a month, or a $10 one-off. That's about £3 and £7 in real money.
Again - thank you in advance, and here's how you can donate.
VERY SPECIAL THANKS TO THE FOLLOWING EXCELLENT TYPES FOR MAKING DIGITISER 2000 POSSIBLE:
GAZ HAMAN ("THE RANGIS")
OMAR MASCINA ("SEEDS")
MATT JAMES ("A SMALL GIANT'S GROAN")
LEE RAND ("BROWN WIND")
CHRIS YOUNG ("SCHLEMMM")
JAMES CANE ("FRANGK")
MURRAY TIPPING ("SUPER DUDE 73")
JENNY CLARK ("THE MELTING PRUDE")
MARK MCREADIE ("THE DRIPPING FEAR")
SIMON G LUCAS ("GEORGE")
ANTONY ADLER ("D'BARRES")
DAVID RYAN ("O'SULLIVAN")
IAN DRANSFIELD ("TROUGH")
MARK DAVIS ("WEAVIS")
MARK WILLIAMSON ("HEN-PENS")
NEIL WILLIAMSON ("THINLIPS")
"WAGOO" ("CAPTAIN WETPOINT")
ROSIE REAST ("DR DAN DRAYTON MD")
ANDI NICHOLS ("PETHEFENNY")
NEIL ASPINALL ("PARATHERM")
KELVIN GREEN ("PINOCHETGIORGIO")
ANDY DODD ("KEN")
PETER BIBBINGS ("JRR TRRRRRKLN")
LEE NORRIS ("CRICKLE")
IAN RICHARDSON ("CHOCOLATE SURPRISE")
PAUL BROWNING ("UNWANTED CHOCOLATE SURPRISE")
NEIL NIMMO ("NETHERLOVE")
NICKY WILLIAMS ("WHINESTAIN")
GRAHAM DAWES ("POTTED SHRAMP")
STEVE GRIFFITHS ("TWICE THE PRICE")
GORDON MOAR ("ORLESS")
MATTHEW WOODRUFF ("BRANKOBBER")
DAN ALEXANDER ("THE GRATE")
RICHARD WAGER ("H.O.A.K.P")
LEIGH LOVEDAY ("PLUTO'S SYMPHONY")
CHRIS BARRETT ("STEAMOPHILIAC")
DAVE BALDWIN ("HAIRLESS COUP")
PAT ASHE ("POTASH")
AL BYNE ("ALBION")
PARESH GHAGHDA ("EIFFEL TOWER")
JOHN WALKER ("GOLDEN WONDER")
CRAIG JONES ("FUNMOUNTAIN")
KIERAN SMYTH ("PIPPLES")
STEVE HORSLEY ("HORSRADISH")
PAUL "VW" ("DEUTSCHLAND")
NEIL PRICE ("LES AKIMBO")
RICHARD USHER ("FALL GUY")
MICHAEL HUSKISSON aka BEST BOY GRIP ("HUSSMAGNET")
NICK DAVIES ("STEVE")
STEVE A. - GUNSTAR22 (aka "DAVE")
ADAM HUMPHREYS ("AMPLE CUSHIONING")
RICHARD ROSS ("OSSSSS")
PHIL WALTERS ("THE DRABBLER")
DAVID WALFORD ("MITCHELL 10")
ANDREW HINTON ("PARIS")
JIM THESCHOOLGIRL ("THE SCHOOL BOY")
PATRICK CHAPMAN ("HUMANITY PART 4")
MARK HUNTER ("HOT SMASH")
RICHARD DAVISON ("CAPTAIN DECADENCE")
CYRIAK HARRIS ("H'RRIS")
DANIEL ROBSON ("A RUSTY BUCKET O' BRAKES")
NICHOLAS THORPE ("PARKLIFE").
STOO ("POOTATO") - www.forceforgood.co.uk
JOHN SZCZEPANIAK ("JOHN SMITH") - http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/0992926025/
JONATHAN SEAMONS ("TTT: THE TURGID THIS")
ADAM DEEXAN ("ROLLO LIPS")
DUNCAN FEGREDO ("JFK III")
TERRY CARLETON ("PAP-EYE THE SOILER")
STEVEN ACKERLEY ("CAPTAIN REHAB")
THOMAS THACKER ("ANTI-PACKETS")
JIM MCINTOSH ("SEXWEASEL")
DANIEL SPREADBURY ("KRILLFIEND")
PAUL COSGROVE ("FLEXIN' 4 MEN")
TURLOUGH KELLY ("THE UN-SEEING EYE")
TERRY GALLAGHER ("THACKERY FLANGE")
CHRIS BUCHANAN ("BUCHANANA")
AJ JEFFRIES ("HEDDLE-P")
HUGH PLATT ("UNKNOWN QUANTITY SURVEYOR")
ZACHARY FORREST ("QUINTO DeKELLEY")
GA BO ("VIRTUAL TARANTULA 2.0")
CIARAN DOHENY ("SPACEHAIR 1990")
BRIAN COWPER ("THE FERRET OF BLISS")
REVELTHEDOG (aka "DOCTOR FEELINGS")
SEAN LYNDLEY ("SPACE PRANNET")
APROPOS (aka "NOTHING")
MATTHEW BARTON ("THE GOLDEN VROON")
NEILSON BEDWELL ("FUTURE-TYPE CASANOVA")
ALISTAIR COLEMAN ("IONIX 500,000,000")
CHRISTOPHER DAVEY ("HONK")
SIMON RAWLES ("STACKATTACK")
ANDREW CHENEY ("NO RELAAATION")
DARREN CARNEY ("HAPPYFLAPS")
COLIN OVERTON ("FUNDERPASS")
CHARLIE KNIGHT ("BRANGG")
TANE PIPER ("BROCCOLI CHEST")
RICHARD HUGHES ("KEWLIO")
TERRANCE PRECIPITATION ("RETROBELM")
JOHN MATTHEWS ("McGOOHAN")
MATTHEW BECKLEY ("FARTIGAN BARTATT")
MARK J ("HOT-YAMS")
ANDY JENKINSON ("RANCID & SON")
RORY STEELE ("MAGNUM BANGBANG")
GORDON DOYLE ("GRANDMOTHER'S K-TWANG")
ROSE JOHNSON ("BOILED HEN")
RICH PARSNIP ("SOLID BOX")
BARRIE ELLIS ("SCOOBY DON'T")
MARK MURPHY ("TINY THE DANCER")
MARK McCORMACK ("SPURTING-F")
KEITH WILLIAMS ("GROINED")
ROBERT CARPENTER ("G-ZUSS")
ROBERT KELK ("PAN THE ELDER")
DARIEN MEREDITH ("TOAST-SPOILER")
JOHN ROBINSON ("PEFF-PEFF")
JAMES HAMILL ("FIRESTARTER SAM")
CARL MADIN ("THIN-HEELED JACK")
STUART ASHEN ("SAGGY PETALS")
CONOR FARRELL ("COLIN FARRELL")
STEPHEN HORNSBY ("FANTASY WRONGSLURP")
DAN QUICK ("SLOWDOWN")
JOHN SMITH ("REGINALD MALADROIT")
CHARLES GRIFFITHS ("ANTI-EVOLUTION")
GARETH HEDGES ("HAUNTED CATBED")
RAM STEELWOOD ("ABSORB THE MELT")
CHRIS COX ("CARBOHYDRATE FANFARE")
DAN REDICAN ("THE LICKABLE SCRUMP")
ANDY KELLY ("RUMPLETHINTONGUES")
DAN MCDAID ("ZANGDROPS")
JON TAMPLIN ("TRAMPLIN' MAN")
ANDREW CUMMING ("ARRIVING PRESENTLY")
STEVEN SAWYER ("HURLEY")
ALAN BOYCE ("MULTIPLE BOYCE")
LAURA SLOAN ("F-TYPE PEAS")
"TIM BISLEY" ("CAPTAIN FAKENAME")
DAVYDD PATTINSON ("3-ORBS")
MICHAEL EVERS ("MUSTY-BUMPS")
STEPHEN SMITH ("RIGHTEOUS HAM")
CHRIS ALLCOCK ("EASY JOKE 1,000,000")
JOHN VENESS ("THE VENESS MONSTER")
NICK EARLEY ("DAWN THEFT")
CHRISTOPHER DAVIES ("NO-HYPHEN")
NEIL KIRBY ("KIRBYGOESBANANAS")
ALEXANDER TYSON ("TY-SOME OF THIS")
ADAM NEWMAN ("CORRUPT DENTIST")
LUKE JACKSON ("HENK")
IAIN WILSON ("DIRTY JESUS")
PETER SCOTT ("PORRIDGE-EYES")
DAMIAN HAMMOND ("THE OH-MAN")
MARTIN AULSBERRY ("STRAWB")
ADAM DEAKIN ("SMELBOURNE")
MARK HEPDEN ("VELCRO DICTATOR")
DAVID ELRICK ("MAJESTIC FROND")
ALEX MOURANT ("LESS WASPS")
KEIR MCDONALD ("I-KEIR")
CLARA PLIMMER ("LAURA PALMER")
ROB GREEN ("EXTREME FISHING")
ALASTAIR WARD ("STOLEN MONK'S EYE")
CHRIS CALVERT ("SWEETBOY 7")
PAUL MARTYN ("TYN CAN'T")
ROB JONES ("BOBBLES")
LUCY PEARCE ("SNORTTTTT")
"VIRTUAL HERMIT" - Virtual Hermit
IAIN BENJAMIN SIMPSON ("IRRITABLE BOWEL SYNDROME")
PAUL MALLINSON ("SOFT WHISPS")
NICHOLAS BENNETT ("BLADDERWRACK") - www.DeconstructingVideoGames.com
LEIGH HEATHCOTE ("VURPPLE")
IAN HOWARD ("THE ANTMINISTRATOR")
DAVID ROEBUCK ("FISHEGGMANTELOPE")
JORDAN GRODEKI ("GROBAG")
RICHARD COLVERT ("COLVERT ACTIVITIES")
SIMON DALY ("THE BUGLE")
MIKE CONGREVE ("MAX CONVERSE")
AARON CLEMENTS ("REINVENTED BRINE")
GLYN HEAVISIDE ("GLAM HEAVY SIGH")
EDWARD READER-MOORE ("LIBRARY LURKER")
JOHN WHYTE ("BROLLT THE DOOR")
JONATHAN EVANS ("KWING KWONG")
ROB WHEELER ("CHORLTON FELDSPAR")
MATTHEW NORTH ("SOUTHERN GLOSS")
STEVE HALES ("SPANKY")
AAARON NEWELL ("SPORRAN OLDHOLE")
MATT McFADDEN ("MUDDY PREVVIN")
JOSEPH DRUGAN ("TECHNICOLOUR ADDICT")
AMY OLIVER ("THE FARTFULL DODGER")
MR Y ("MRS C")
GO FASTER STRIPE ("THE VOID PEDDLERS") - www.gofasterstripe.com
CHRIS & KATIE HEAFORD ("STEAK & BACON PUDDING")
MATTHEW WARD ("THE GREEN SPURT")
GLENN McCLEMENTS ("F'YACK")
MATTHEW HAMPTON ("FUDGE JUDY")
ADRIAN INGHAM ("ROCKY'S GIRLFRIEND")
CHRIS SMITH ("HEADSUP D'SPLAY")
GARY RICHES ("CAPTAIN POORPANTS")
ALEX DARBY ("PENULTIMATE OYSTER")
TIMOTHY EDMUNDS ("TINY NOEL")
ROSS FREEMANTLE ("HARDY/WILLIS")
WILL TEMPLETON ("BIG PECK")
SEAN BELL ("DING DONG")
MICHAEL TAYLOR ("TINKER'S CUSS")
NEAL M ("PLEASING-M")
KEVIN BEAUMONT ("CRAVEN STUFF-BANG")
GEOHERO ("BRIAN SMITH")
DAVID ATKINS ("K-PLAN")
RORY UNDERHILL ("THE WRIGGLER")
CHRIS SMITH ("JUST CRESS")
SARAH STONE ("PIBBLE-SPONGE")
RICHARD COLFER ("ELECTRIC SIMULATION")
ROBERT MORRISON ("CLUBCARD D'POINTS")
RALPH CHILTON ("DRAIN BOY")
NICHOLAS COLLINS ("GENERIC SOD")
PETER SIM ("FACSIMILE GROUSE")
JOHN CAULTON ("TESCO VALUE NAME")
PATRICK MOORE ("MAGESGASTER")
PAUL JON MILNE ("PJF")
KEVIN REED ("BENDY DADDY")
LOUIS PACKWOOD ("BOXBARK")
JOHN PARKER ("TAFFY 7.5")
SIMON MELLOR ("MELLOR-NOT-BE-LATE!")
GRAHAM FLEMING ("BILE DUCT")
PETER SCOTT ("CHIQUITO RANKIN")
DAN DIXON ("DANDY DICK THE HIGHWAYMAN")
NICK WILSON ("I DON'T BELIEVE IT")
CARL PETERS ("ARCHBISHOP SHENANIGANS")
GUY SPROULLE ("SPROULLE'S RULES")
IAN O'SULLIVAN ("NEON O'PELLICAN")
PAUL BAXTER ("THE BAXTER FRONT")
ROBIN FLOYD ("GREEN FRIEND")
ALAN RAMSAY ("ALARMING FRANK")
SCOTT COLVEY ("BONTON KILTER")
INNES MACDONALD-ALLAN ("DASH FASTER")
SCOTT COULTER ("TAPP CAT")
WAYNE MARSH ("SWAMPY MCSWAGGINS")
MARK DOWLING ("TOUCHE CLIMB")
DAVID PAY ("SECURE SITE")
JESSE SPEAKS ("REDTIP BROWNTIP CARDBOARD BOX")
CRAIG THOMPSON ("OOGLE FIDDLE")
JOHN MIDDLETON ("DJANGO BINGO")
PAUL DICKENSON ("CRANKY HORSESHOE")
FRANCIS RAFFERTY ("LORD CRAZY TOES")
VICTORIA WINNER ("TELESCOPIC AFTERMATH")
ANDREW KEEBLE ("KEEBUS II")
PAUL GILDEA ("PAUL MYFINGER")
BRENDAN FINEGAN ("FINEGAN CANWINEGAN")
MARTIN O'HAGAN ("OJ WIMPSON")
VALENTINA MONETTA ("VAPID FOIL")
GAVIN MITCHELL ("PHIL GRANTPEGGY")
LEE PULLEN ("PUSHIN REALGOOD")
KARA VAN PARK ("GARGAMEL'S WHAT-WHAT")
NICHOLAS BENNET ("KNICKERLESS TENBENT")
CRAIG KEMP ("BUM ESSENCE")
BEN CALVERLY ("CHC" - "CROTCH HAND CULTURE")
CIARAN DOHENY ("DRONE CALLING")
LORNA REID ("TELEPATHIC FALTERHOFF")
DAN WHITEHEAD ("DON'T SQUEEZE")
ANTHONY HIND ("WRIST FLAPPER")
ELLIOT BIGGS ("PERPETUATED MYTH")
DK VINE ("DK HEAD")
RIK ("ZYGOTE CLEFT")
ANDREW YOUNG ("SPRAWLING ROBIN")
DAN HOWDLE ("HOWDLE-Y DOOLE-Y")
CHRIS FOULDS ("SKIN FOULDS")
PAUL MALIN ("LEMON FARL")
STUART LUFF ("LUFFING MYHEADOFF")
BEN HAITH ("I HAITH TO BREAK IT TO YOU")
LANDALE STAR ("BRIGHT-LIGHT BRIGHT-LIGHT")
RHYS JONES ("JARGON COMPLETE")
DUNCAN ISAAC ("ISAAC AT THIS")
DR HAMHOCK ("VEGAN SOUPSOURCE")
ADAM KELLY ("HIGHWAYMAN 4")
CHRIS WYATT ("X-TOLL")
CAROLINE SWORDS ("BREAKFAST TROLLING")
JAMES HOLLOWAY ("TRAIN BENDER")
DAVE TICKLE ("SMITH MACREAPER")
ADAM EDDLESTON ("DOCTOR HOOVER")
GARETH NOYCE ("BOYCE ROYCE")
PAUL WATSON ("GEMGHIS CORN")
JAMES PHILIP NEWTON ("LLOYD'S BURROW")
IAIN MACGARROW ("SNEAKY PERFUME FLICKER")
EDWARD BARTON ("BARTON MYBREAD")
NIKKI HEALD ("FOREVER STEALTH")
ADAM FREEMANTLE ("SAILOR BROON")
LINDA KJERSTEN SMITH ("EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?")
MIKE CONGREVE ("KUP_FAN_001")
MARC CHAGGER ("NOSE TRILLER")
BENJAMIN SANDERS ("VITAMIN-Y")
GRAEME KIRKPATRICK ("LEAD DENTURE LOVER")
BEN PARFITT ("LOGZZY")
GAMES FINDER - http://gameslikefinder.com ("HAT-LOSER")
CONOR MCVARNOCK ("KNIGHT ELF")
RICHARD MORRISON ("POO TROLLEY")
DAVE CULLEY ("CULLIVISION")
CHRIS CARLINE ("CC-DAWG")
GREG BEVERIDGE ("ALE SCULLER")
RICHARD HOOPER ("RAPTOR OF LOVE")
ALEX PULLEN ("LYNX SPRONG")
TOM DUMBLETON ("WYVERN'S KISS")
BRYAN FLETCHER ("OILED FELLOW")
MATTHEW ("JUST HAM")
RAMON CAHENZLI ("NOODLE-HAUS")
MATSIMPSK ("SIMPSKLE MATSON")
KATE BYRON DICKINSON ("BIRDIE SMELLS")
SPEPHEN KILKIE ("MAN-HOUND PROTECTRRRR")
ANDREW HINGLEY ("DULLARD'S CROSS")
JAMES GARDHAM-PALLISTER ("PALLISTER'S VORTEX")
