DIGITISER
  • MAIN PAGE
  • Features
  • Videos
  • Game Reviews
  • FAQ

YOU SHOULD BE SO LUCKEY!

12/1/2016

1 Comment

 
Picture
Who is Little Palmer Luckey? He's the "luckey-est" boy on earth, for he is the owner of his very own virtual reality company - Oculus VR...!

Just 12 years-old, Palmer is about to change the world with his  £499 virtual reality headset, which was made available for pre-orders only last week.

​But what is it like to be a pre-pubescent zillionaire? Well, for starters, it lets your wander around barefoot, whether it's in your offices, or an important conference, and not have anybody tell you to stop putting your dirty feet on everything.

But what if you were the baby-face of virtual reality? What would you get up to? Digitiser2000 has a few suggestions.

YOU COULD STAND IN YOUR WORKSHOP, SHRIEKING AND SNORTING WORDLESSLY FOR NINE HOURS.
Picture
APROPOS NOTHING, YOU COULD SING 'MAMMY' IN A QUESTIONABLE ACCENT, AND NOBODY WOULD TELL YOU IT WAS WRONG.
Picture
YOU COULD HOG ALL THE HEADSETS, WHILE HYPERVENTILATING HORRIBLY.
Picture
THROW ALL YOUR OLD UNWANTED GREEN THINGS INTO THE CROWD.
Picture
DEMONSTRATE YOUR NEW GAME 'STEVIE WONDER'S VR CASTANETS'... WHILE BEING FILMED BY STEVEN SPIELBERG AND FRIENDS.
Picture
TELL EVERYONE HOW ONE DAY YOU'RE GOING TO GROW A BIG CUCUMBER OUT OF YOUR EYES.
Picture
YOU COULD ENGAGE IN DIRTY PLAY WHENEVER YOU WANTED.
Picture
YOU WOULD BE ABLE TO ROCK OUT, WHILE COMPREHENSIVELY NAKED FROM THE WAIST DOWN.
Picture
YOU WOULD BE ABLE TO STIMULATE THE PRODUCTION OF MILK AS A METAPHOR FOR THE BURGEONING VIRTUAL REALITY MARKET.
Picture
TURN UP TO WORK DRESSED AS TINA TURNER, AND THREATEN TO FIRE ANYONE WHO SAYS ANYTHING.
Picture
YOU COULD DO THIS FOR AGES WHENEVER ANYONE ASKS YOU A DIFFICULT QUESTION ABOUT THE PRICE OF OCULUS RIFT.
Picture
YOU COULD STRAP A LOAD OF SHIT TO YOURSELF AND TELL EVERYONE IT'S AN EXO-SKELETON.
Picture
IN THE MIDDLE OF A CONFERENCE SPEECH, YOU'D BE ABLE TO MIME THAT YOU'RE TRAPPED IN STEVE JOBS' GLASS BUMHOLE.
Picture
FROM THE ARCHIVE:
TOP 10 VIDEO GAME SUNSETS
TOP 10 VIDEO GAME CLICHES
THE TOP 10 BATMAN GAMES

1 Comment
Larry Bundy Jr link
13/1/2016 09:48:15 am

They could be like the 1990s where the only non-gaming application they could ever think of was shopping in a virtual supermarket at 2am, with the floor covered molasses and with dismembered hands.

Reply



Leave a Reply.

    This section will not be visible in live published website. Below are your current settings:


    Current Number Of Columns are = 2

    Expand Posts Area =

    Gap/Space Between Posts = 12px

    Blog Post Style = card

    Use of custom card colors instead of default colors = 1

    Blog Post Card Background Color = current color

    Blog Post Card Shadow Color = current color

    Blog Post Card Border Color = current color

    Publish the website and visit your blog page to see the results

    Picture
    Support Me on Ko-fi
    Picture
    Picture
    Picture
    Picture
    Picture
    Picture
    Picture
    Picture
    Picture
    Picture
    RSS Feed Widget
    Picture

    Picture
    Tweets by @mrbiffo
    Picture
    Follow us on The Facebook

    Picture

    Archives

    December 2022
    May 2022
    September 2021
    August 2021
    July 2021
    November 2020
    September 2020
    July 2020
    March 2020
    February 2020
    January 2020
    December 2019
    November 2019
    October 2019
    September 2019
    August 2019
    July 2019
    June 2019
    May 2019
    April 2019
    March 2019
    February 2019
    January 2019
    December 2018
    November 2018
    October 2018
    September 2018
    August 2018
    July 2018
    June 2018
    May 2018
    April 2018
    March 2018
    February 2018
    January 2018
    December 2017
    November 2017
    October 2017
    September 2017
    August 2017
    July 2017
    June 2017
    May 2017
    April 2017
    March 2017
    February 2017
    January 2017
    December 2016
    November 2016
    October 2016
    September 2016
    August 2016
    July 2016
    June 2016
    May 2016
    April 2016
    March 2016
    February 2016
    January 2016
    December 2015
    November 2015
    October 2015
    September 2015
    August 2015
    July 2015
    June 2015
    May 2015
    April 2015
    March 2015
    February 2015
    January 2015
    December 2014
    November 2014


    RSS Feed

Powered by Create your own unique website with customizable templates.
  • MAIN PAGE
  • Features
  • Videos
  • Game Reviews
  • FAQ