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WILL THESE 21 HARROWING PHOTOS OF KIDS IN MASKS SOLVE THE MYSTERY OF WHY HIDEO KOJIMA LEFT KONAMI? 

11/3/2016

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Hideo Kojima is one of the most celebrated game designers of our age. With a CV featuring games as diverse as Metal Gear Solid V, and Metal Gear Solid 2, it's little wonder there was outcry when he parted ways with Konami... the company that publishes Metal Gear Solid.

Nobody seems quite sure what led to Kojima's departure - in apparently less-than-friendly circumstances - but we're going to see whether these 21 terrifying photographs of children wearing masks will shed any light on the issue.

21. Though profoundly chilling, it would appear upon first glance that this image tells us nothing of Hideo Kojima's departure from Konami - and also upon all subsequent glances.
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20. Two children wearing haunting approximations of humanity... yet they give no clues as to why Hideo Kojima left Konami.
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19. We wish we could say that this gruesome quartet of horrors told us something about why Hideo Kojima left Konami... but that wouldn't be the case.
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18. This image is terrifying, and will doubtless stay with you for some time to come. Unfortunately, the same cannot be said for its why-Kojima-left-Konami qualities.
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17. We've studied this picture for hours, and can't see a single thing about it which might clue us in on why Hideo Kojima jumped ship.
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16. Nothing to see here... if you're looking for the reason why Hideo Kojima left Konami.
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15. US: "Childen, can you tell us why Hideo Kojima left Konami?"... CHILDREN: "No."
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14. This quasi-orphic tableaux of dire phantoms might tell us much about our own fears - but precious little about why Hideo Kojima might've left Konami.
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13. This picture offers no information whatsoever regarding Hideo Kojima, or his relationship with his former employers.
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12. You may have come here for information about Hideo Kojima's departure from Konami, but we're starting to feel it might've been a wasted trip.
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11. Yes... yes... plenty of morbid scares... but little intelligence regarding either Konami or Hideo Kojima.
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10. Nothing to do with Hideo Kojima here. 
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9. Or here.
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8. Nope.
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7. Nada.
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6. Wait - we think this one might tell us something about why Hideo Kojima and Konami terminated their  decades-long association... Actually, no. No - we were wrong. 
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5. No.
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4. No.
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3. Nyet. 
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2. Nein.
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1. No.
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3 Comments
Ade
11/3/2016 01:03:14 pm

Number 21, on the left, is that Benedict Cumberbatch?

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The Happy Mask Salesman
11/3/2016 01:36:29 pm

Almost solved the mystery...I was so close. If only you had just a few more harrowing photos of kids in masks, say another 43...

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Damon link
12/3/2016 07:24:13 am

Do you read Clickhole? this seems like a Clickhole ... listicle.

And now I need to go wash my hands for typing that word.

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