WHO CHEWED MY 3DS?

What the...!? Teeth marks? Saliva? Hair...? ! Somebody has been chewing on my 3DS again!

​Who was it this time? Right! I'm going to get to the bottom of this if it's the last thing I do...

​I'll teach them to chew on my 3DS!

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WAS IT YOU? DID YOU CHEW MY 3DS?

HOW ABOUT YOU? WERE YOU THE ONE WHO CHEWED MY 3DS? WELL - WERE YOU?

DON'T GIVE ME THAT FACE. DID YOU DO IT? WELL DID YOU? DID YOU CHEW UP MY 3DS? THIS IS THE SECOND ONE IT'S HAPPENED TO YOU KNOW.

LOOK AT THESE BITE MARKS. WAS THAT YOU? DID YOU DO THAT? DON'T WALK AWAY! DID YOU CHEW MY 3DS? DID YOU?

WHAT ABOUT YOU TWO? DID YOU BITE MY 3DS TOGETHER? DID YOU GANG UP AND THINK THIS WAS A GOOD THING TO DO? WELL DID YOU? I WANT TO KNOW.

AND WHAT HAVE YOU GOT TO SAY FOR YOURSELF? HAVE YOU BEEN CHEWING ON ANY 3DS CONSOLES LATELY? I KNOW YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING. DID YOU DO THIS?

DON'T LAY THERE TRYING TO LOOK ALL CUTE. SOMEBODY CHEWED ON MY 3DS. WAS IT YOU? WAS IT YOU WHO DID THIS? ARE THESE YOUR TEETH MARKS?

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN HIDING? DO YOU HAVE A GUILTY CONSCIENCE? MAYBE YOU'VE BEEN CHEWING ON A 3DS, MM? WELL HAVE YOU? IS THIS YOUR WORK?

YOU CAN WAG YOUR TAIL ALL YOU LIKE. I STILL WANT TO KNOW IF YOU WERE THE ONE WHO CHEWED UP MY 3DS. IT'S NOT THE FIRST TIME THIS HAS HAPPENED.

YOU'RE RIGHT TO LOOK GUILTY. SOMEBODY'S CHEWED MY 3DS. WAS IT YOU? IS THAT WHY YOU'RE LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT?

STOP TRYING TO DISTRACT ME. I KNOW SOMEBODY DID THIS TO MY 3DS, AND I'M GOING TO FIND OUT WHO.

LOOK AT ME WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU. I WANT TO KNOW IF YOU DID THIS DAMAGE TO MY 3DS. COME ON - WAS IT YOU? WERE YOU THE ONE WHO DID IT?

DID YOU CHEW MY... <DING DONG!> THAT'S THE DOORBELL. WAIT HERE. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK TO QUESTION YOU FURTHER.

"HELLO. I'M FROM THE COUNCIL. WE'VE HAD SOME COMPLAINTS ABOUT THE NOISE AND SMELL COMING FROM YOUR HOUSE. I'M AFRAID WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO TAKE YOUR DOGS AWAY TO BE DESTROYED."

WELL, MAYBE NOW I'LL BE ABLE TO OWN A 3DS WITHOUT IT GETTING CHEWED. BYE, LOSERS!

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