During those five hours, however, I set myself a challenge: could I find a photograph of Ronald McDonald which didn't seem to suggest some disturbing subtext?
Suffice to say... I failed spectacularly.
It took me about five hours to download Trials of the Blood Dragon last night. It would've been quicker to go to the shops and buy it. Except it's not out in the shops - just for download on the PC, Xbox One and PS4. During those five hours, however, I set myself a challenge: could I find a photograph of Ronald McDonald which didn't seem to suggest some disturbing subtext? Suffice to say... I failed spectacularly. "WHO'S HUNGRY?" "WHO'S HUNGRY?" "WHO'S HUNGRY?" "WHO'S HUNGRY?" "WHO'S HUNGRY?" "WHO'S HUNGRY?" "WHO'S HUNGRY?" "WHO'S HUNGRY?" "WHO'S HUNGRY?" "WHO'S HUNGRY?" "WHO'S HUNGRY?!" "TAKE THIS PIECE OF MY SEPTUM AND WE SHALL NEVER BE PARTED..." "WHO'S HUNGRY?" "WHO'S HUNGRY?"
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Da5e
16/6/2016 12:30:50 pm
I could drink him under the table.
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Mr Biffo
16/6/2016 01:01:17 pm
Hurrah! Somebody noticed!
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Sacaryduckusss
16/6/2016 01:46:08 pm
We once turned a corner at some tourist place in Cornwall and ran straight into Ronald McD doing some sort of promo. My daughter ran away screaming, and I laughed until I pissed because I am a terrible parent.
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Mr Biffo
16/6/2016 01:53:31 pm
Brilliant. My niece wouldn't come near me for years, after I scared her in a gorilla costume when she was two. Hysterics, which only got worse once I removed the mask. Draw your own conclusions.
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Clitheroe Seggs
16/6/2016 01:59:28 pm
I've found that the best response to a family member suffering a dose of clown-based hysteria is a nip of gin. For me and the kids.
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Scott C
16/6/2016 09:40:46 pm
Makes sense if you were the clown.
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Paul Jon Mulling
17/6/2016 02:19:58 pm
I remember visiting America years ago, and there being a huge building with the 'M' symbol on it. It was some kind of Mcdonald's Children's Hospice or something. It was very sinister.
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Stay
17/6/2016 08:52:36 pm
I believe the same phenomenon applies to pictures of David Walliams.
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Cc
18/6/2016 07:23:22 pm
I'm sure most of these pictures are entirely wholesome, but Balloon McDonald definitely has evil intent.
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