Gamergate - it's the fun new craze that's been sweeping the world! Even Gamergaters have to eat, and top of their list of dinners are French crepes!
But wait - one of the Gamergaters has hidden his crepes in a special secret place, and doesn't want anyone to find them.
Using your powers of deduction, can you work out which of these Gamergaters is the crepe-concealer? Answer at the bottom of the page!
But wait - one of the Gamergaters has hidden his crepes in a special secret place, and doesn't want anyone to find them.
Using your powers of deduction, can you work out which of these Gamergaters is the crepe-concealer? Answer at the bottom of the page!
RANDY BELLOWES, 24
Randy Bellowes is from the cowboy town of Pueblo, Colorado, and has been a Gamergater for 12 months. He lists his interests as "al fresco dining, ethnolinguistic studies, and the arts". The thing we must know the answer to however is this thing: Randyman, are you the Gamergater who has secretly concealed some French crepes?
CHARHELEMIT CROOL, 28
Charhelemit Crool, from Chatham County, Georgia, is the thinking woman's Gamergater. He's a smidgen over six feet tall, and sports the decaying husk of a vestigial twin on his left shoulder blade. But Charhelemit... we know that one of the Gamergaters has a secret stash of French crepes - and we need to know if it's you. Will you come clean with us, Charhelemit?
SEXXUS SEXHENRY, 35
Sexxus Sexhenry is the Gamergater with the knack! He's uncle to almost four nephews and nieces, enjoys geocaching, and eating tangerines without peeling them. As to whether he has a covert craving for French crepes, which has led him to conceal a secret stash of them somewhere... well... that we don't yet know.
"BIONICLE", 28
Italian-American Gamergater "Bionicle" recently bought his first shower curtain, but has yet to unwrap it. Could this be a clue as to whether he's the Gamergater who has hidden some French crepes for currently unrevealed purposes? Say, won't you give us a clue, "Bionicle"?
NESBIT NORTH, 37
Nesbit North is from Salem County, where he lives in a bush, and spies on ramblers while chattering like a cat. He seems an unlikely Gamergater, given that he doesn't own a computer and has never played a video game, or even heard of Gamergate. If he thinks that'll stop him being on our list of possible French crepe-concealing Gamergater suspects - he's got another think coming!
PRINCETON HAM, 29
Princeton Ham is the only Gamergater in our lineup who has written his own theme tune: "Princeton Ham, Princeton Ham, He's not a real ham, He's a man! Yessssssss!" (copyright P. Ham 2013). He sings his song while dancing around the parking lot of his local strip mall, and has thrice been arrested due to his provocative gyrations and loud voice. Would a man like Princeton Ham have any interest in concealing a stash of French crepes? Soon we shall find out...
LAMPREY SUCTION, 30
Lamprey Suction, from Delaware, has been Gamergating since the very beginning, and likens being a part of the movement to having friends. He admits to really liking French crepes... but claims has has no need to have a hidden stash of them, as he is very generous. He insists he has more than enough to share. Could Lamprey be bluffing? It's time for you to decide!
PRESS REVEAL TO FIND OUT WHICH GAMERGATER HAS A SECRET STASH OF FRENCH CREPES:
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Did you guess that it was Sexxus - Sexxus Sexhenry - who has a secret stash of French crepes? He hid them in his gazebo. He'll probably just have them later.
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