It's so hot. So very hot. It's so hot that your clothes have melted right off your bodies, and your cat has melted, and dribbled down the drain, and your hair has melted.
But wait... that sound... could it be? It is! It is the sound of ten ice cream vans simultaneously playing a tinkling rendition of Greensleeves, as they pour into your cul-de-sac. The question is... which mobile ice cream vendor will you accept an ice cream from? Hurry now - they won't last long in this heat!
But wait... that sound... could it be? It is! It is the sound of ten ice cream vans simultaneously playing a tinkling rendition of Greensleeves, as they pour into your cul-de-sac. The question is... which mobile ice cream vendor will you accept an ice cream from? Hurry now - they won't last long in this heat!
10. "MY NAME IS PEDRO WONG, AND THERE'S NOTHING 'WONG' WITH MY ICE CREAMS, SO LONG AS YOU DON'T MIND PICKING OUT BROKEN GLASS. EEEEEEE!"
9. "I DON'T WANT YOU TO HAVE THIS ICE CREAM (REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY)."
8. "JUST A-ONE A-CORNETTO. SOFTENED BY-A MY A-TIGHT A-GRASP."
7. "HELLO, LITTLE BOY OR GIRL. WOULD YOU LIKE THIS ICE CREAM? I'VE NOT DONE ANYTHING TO IT, I SWEAR."
6. "BUY THIS FACKING ICE CREAM WHAT IS ALL COVERED IN MY LOVERLY PISS, YEAH."
5. "COME AND TRY MY BIG, SOFT, CREAMY ONE. AND WHY NOT HAVE AN ICE CREAM TOO? LOL."
4. "YOU WANT IT? GET A STEPLADDER AND COME AND GET IT, YOU LAZY PIG."
3. (WHISPERS) "HERE IT IS. ICE CREAM DOWN HERE. DOWN HERE. GOOD GOOD. SO GOOD, SO LOW."
2. "WOULD YOU LIKE SOME DARK SAUCE ON IT?"
1. "...."
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