But wait... that sound... could it be? It is! It is the sound of ten ice cream vans simultaneously playing a tinkling rendition of Greensleeves, as they pour into your cul-de-sac. The question is... which mobile ice cream vendor will you accept an ice cream from? Hurry now - they won't last long in this heat!
It's so hot. So very hot. It's so hot that your clothes have melted right off your bodies, and your cat has melted, and dribbled down the drain, and your hair has melted. But wait... that sound... could it be? It is! It is the sound of ten ice cream vans simultaneously playing a tinkling rendition of Greensleeves, as they pour into your cul-de-sac. The question is... which mobile ice cream vendor will you accept an ice cream from? Hurry now - they won't last long in this heat! 10. "MY NAME IS PEDRO WONG, AND THERE'S NOTHING 'WONG' WITH MY ICE CREAMS, SO LONG AS YOU DON'T MIND PICKING OUT BROKEN GLASS. EEEEEEE!" 9. "I DON'T WANT YOU TO HAVE THIS ICE CREAM (REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY)." 8. "JUST A-ONE A-CORNETTO. SOFTENED BY-A MY A-TIGHT A-GRASP." 7. "HELLO, LITTLE BOY OR GIRL. WOULD YOU LIKE THIS ICE CREAM? I'VE NOT DONE ANYTHING TO IT, I SWEAR." 6. "BUY THIS FACKING ICE CREAM WHAT IS ALL COVERED IN MY LOVERLY PISS, YEAH." 5. "COME AND TRY MY BIG, SOFT, CREAMY ONE. AND WHY NOT HAVE AN ICE CREAM TOO? LOL." 4. "YOU WANT IT? GET A STEPLADDER AND COME AND GET IT, YOU LAZY PIG." 3. (WHISPERS) "HERE IT IS. ICE CREAM DOWN HERE. DOWN HERE. GOOD GOOD. SO GOOD, SO LOW." 2. "WOULD YOU LIKE SOME DARK SAUCE ON IT?" 1. "...."
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Chris
20/7/2016 09:09:51 am
You know what? I've changed my mind. I don't want an ice cream.
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David W
20/7/2016 10:01:06 am
It's so hot that No. 3 Pikachu is melting.
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Cc
20/7/2016 12:07:15 pm
No. 3 for me please. Only because he seems to be offering some kind of sentient space mushroom.
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Gosunkugi
20/7/2016 01:56:28 pm
1. "There's no ice cream here, only toppings. Would you like a cone wafer of toppings? Hot enough for you? Haha, cool off with a cone of hundreds and thousands."
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Mr howard
20/7/2016 03:55:23 pm
He also sells oysters it seems. Lovely wafer encased oysters.
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DanW
20/7/2016 02:26:20 pm
Can I have a 10p mix instead?
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Barrybarrybarrybarry
20/7/2016 04:01:31 pm
No mention of Greensleeves should go without this.
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