
Here's Digi2000's ultimate and exhaustive guide to all the changes you can expect.
- Peter Dinklage's voice replaced by a sassy, beatboxing, Chris Rock
- Three new capes!
- Storyline now up to 14% less boring!
- Hilarious new character: Snapsnarpp the Frank Parrot.
- New character class: Space Copper's Nark.
- New weapon: The Panzergusset (a gran's tights on a pole).
- New theme song by Jane McDonald: "Venus Rhymes With Genius".
- Four new capes!!!!
- New weapon: a broken bell on a string.
- Five new capes!!!!!!!
- New character class: Space Michael Ball.
- Cool new enemy: a frightening space jellyfish with an elephant's trunk, or something.
- Peter Dinklage's voice replaced by a booming, desperately drunk, Brian Blessed.
- Twelve new capes!!!!!!!!!?
- Peter Dinklage's voice replaced by a hissing, lilting, Tom Hardy, who refuses to answer all questions about his sexuality.
- New theme song by the B-52s: "Grindin'".
- EIGHTEEN NEW CAPES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!!!!!!
- Terrifying new enemy: a big space wolf with scary red space eyes and stuff!
- NINE HUNDRED NEW CAPES!!!!!?!??????!?!?!?!??
- New theme song by The Wiggles: "Destiny Is Fun 4 Me!"
- New character class: Space Cobbler.
- New weapon: Dyson Airblade Hand Dryer.
- Peter Dinklage's voice replaced by a sarcastic, slurring, Shaun Ryder.
- RANDOM CAPE GENERATION SYSTEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????!!!!!