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WHAT WILL THE NINTENDO NX REALLY BE CALLED?

27/4/2016

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So, Nintendo will be releasing its new console, the NX, worldwide next March. We have just under a year to guess what it's going to be called.

Because, you see, the Nintendo NX won't be called the Nintendo NX, probably.

Nintendo has a history of giving its consoles codenames which bare little resemblance to their eventual name.

​The Super NES was SFX; the Nintendo 64 was Ultra 64 and Project Reality; the Gamecube was called Dolphin; the DS was both Iris and  Nitro; the Wii was Revolution. The Wii U, absurdly, was Project Cafe.

Taking what we know about the NX and Nintendo's 
history, we gift to you a list of the most likely names for Nintendo's successor to the little-loved Wii U.

  • Wii Thwii
  • Poo U
  • Miyamoto's Rubber Plimsy
  • Screeny McSeventouchscreens
  • The Nintendo Bront
  • Loch NES Monster
  • Poooooo Uuuuuu
  • Nintendo Whee!
  • Four Old Games & A Third-Party Irrelevance
  • Ninny McPhwii
  • The After-8-bit Nint'
  • Silk Henry
  • Pooface Pootime Poopypoo
  • The Nintensifier
  • Après-Wii
  • Nintendo Dramacube
  • L'Eric 
  • The Game Chalice
  • K-trang!
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  • Wii Jimmy Krankie
  • Nintendo Hexahedron
  • Ninelevendo
  • Bad Nintensions
  • Odnetnin 
  • The nPhone
  • The nPad
  • The nEmy of the State
  • The Ninterceptor
  • The Ninny Ninny Bang-Bang
  • Howard
  • HOWARD?
  • Thistlepiss
  • Super Thistlepiss
  • Pissthistle
  • Super Pissthistle
  • Nintrovert
  • N.I.N.T.E.N.D.O.
  • Small Peter
  • The Apostlepipe 4000
  • Big Peter
  • Silk Peter
  • The Bible 2.0
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FROM THE ARCHIVE:
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7 Comments
Old Red
27/4/2016 12:15:24 pm

After seeing the new controller patent I'm 99million% sure it'll be called the Wii U Bend.

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Retro Resolution link
27/4/2016 01:07:46 pm

Whilst reading the list the Mario gif was in my peripheral vision, and looked decidedly NSFW...

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Acid_Arrow
27/4/2016 01:15:04 pm

It should be called the Nintendo Ninja, as ninjas are all the rage nowadays.

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RG
27/4/2016 03:05:45 pm

The SuperWiiCube 64U with a BoyMote 3DS controller.

And an added gimmick - I'm going for a VirtuaShoes.

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TekMerc
27/4/2016 03:38:43 pm

The Wiii U-ii-U

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Bruce Flagpole
27/4/2016 04:32:54 pm

AwesomeNES

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Cc
27/4/2016 10:51:31 pm

Smilebot X7

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