So, Nintendo will be releasing its new console, the NX, worldwide next March. We have just under a year to guess what it's going to be called.
Because, you see, the Nintendo NX won't be called the Nintendo NX, probably.
Nintendo has a history of giving its consoles codenames which bare little resemblance to their eventual name.
The Super NES was SFX; the Nintendo 64 was Ultra 64 and Project Reality; the Gamecube was called Dolphin; the DS was both Iris and Nitro; the Wii was Revolution. The Wii U, absurdly, was Project Cafe.
Taking what we know about the NX and Nintendo's history, we gift to you a list of the most likely names for Nintendo's successor to the little-loved Wii U.
Because, you see, the Nintendo NX won't be called the Nintendo NX, probably.
Nintendo has a history of giving its consoles codenames which bare little resemblance to their eventual name.
The Super NES was SFX; the Nintendo 64 was Ultra 64 and Project Reality; the Gamecube was called Dolphin; the DS was both Iris and Nitro; the Wii was Revolution. The Wii U, absurdly, was Project Cafe.
Taking what we know about the NX and Nintendo's history, we gift to you a list of the most likely names for Nintendo's successor to the little-loved Wii U.
- Wii Thwii
- Poo U
- Miyamoto's Rubber Plimsy
- Screeny McSeventouchscreens
- The Nintendo Bront
- Loch NES Monster
- Poooooo Uuuuuu
- Nintendo Whee!
- Four Old Games & A Third-Party Irrelevance
- Ninny McPhwii
- The After-8-bit Nint'
- Silk Henry
- Pooface Pootime Poopypoo
- The Nintensifier
- Après-Wii
- Nintendo Dramacube
- L'Eric
- The Game Chalice
- K-trang!
- Wii Jimmy Krankie
- Nintendo Hexahedron
- Ninelevendo
- Bad Nintensions
- Odnetnin
- The nPhone
- The nPad
- The nEmy of the State
- The Ninterceptor
- The Ninny Ninny Bang-Bang
- Howard
- HOWARD?
- Thistlepiss
- Super Thistlepiss
- Pissthistle
- Super Pissthistle
- Nintrovert
- N.I.N.T.E.N.D.O.
- Small Peter
- The Apostlepipe 4000
- Big Peter
- Silk Peter
- The Bible 2.0
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