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WHAT WILL NOLAN BUSHNELL THINK OF ALL THESE MONKEYS WHO ARE TRYING TO LICK HIS BUM?

18/5/2016

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Nolan Bushnell is one of the pioneers of the video game industry. As the founder of Atari, he created gaming as we know it.

Now aged 73, he was named one Newsweek's "50 Men Who Changed America".

​He continues to use his decades of experience with his latest venture; an educational software company called Brainrush, that uses video game technology to create software which Bushnell believes will revolutionise eduction.

Now that he's following Digitiser2000 on Twitter, however, the real question is: what will Nolan Bushnell think of all these monkeys who are trying to lick his bum?
 

Look: this pouting simian is leaning through a fence, trying to get a lick of Nolan Bushnell's sweet bum. We cannot help but wonder what Nolan Bushnell might make of that.
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This tiny shy prince is being tentative in his attempts to lick the bum of Nolan Bushnell - designer of Pong - but he's determined to give it his best shot.
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If this caged fellow ever gets his way, there's going to be some major licking happening (specifically, to the bumcrack of Mr Nolan Kay Bushnell). 
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There's romance in the air, and this cheeky chap wants to illustrate it by licking every inch of Nolan Bushnell's 73 year-old bum.
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No wonder this sweetheart looks so nervous: he's trying to lick the bum of the great Nolan Bushnell, The Father of The Video Games. Nolan: any thoughts on that?
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"Come on, Nolan," it looks as if this monkey is saying. "Drop your drawers, so I can have a good old lick". 
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If this darling boy had a catchphrase it would be this:"I'm going to lick Nolan Bushnell's bum from top to bottom". 
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This colourful gentleman is known among his peers as 'The Professor'. That doesn't stop him wanting to lick Nolan Bushnell's bum, however.
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It's no surprise that Nolan Bushnell has a bum. Most people do. What is remarkable, however, is how many of these monkeys would like to lick it.
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"Slurp slurp!" goes the monkey, as it tries to lick Nolan Bushnell's bum. "Slurpy-lick-lick-waggle-waggle!".
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"Oooof, Nolan," he's saying. "Oooh, just let me have a quick lick of that beautiful round bum of yours... Oooh, my... I'm gonna get right up in there, yes..."
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"Please, sir," cries the monkey. "Can I have some more (licks of your bum)?". And yet... from Nolan Bushnell there is a deafening silence.
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Monkeys aren't known for licking bums, which makes it all the stranger that so many of these monkeys are trying to lick Nolan Bushnell's bum.
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Uh-oh, Nolan - this chap looks ravenous! Just remember, little feller - it's a bum, not a banana!!! LOL!
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Well, there you have it, Nolan. All these monkeys are trying to lick your bum. What do you make of that? We'd love to hear your thoughts on this issue.
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Lorfarius link
19/5/2016 09:58:22 am

God this is amazing, just how long did you spend searching for monkey licking photos?

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Mr Biffo
19/5/2016 10:55:58 am

Not as long as you may think. I've gotten it down to a fine art...

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