WHAT DOES KIM JONG UN FIND FUNNY?

12/11/2015

North Korea. A land shrouded in mystery, and at the heart of that mystery is an enigma: Kim Jong Un. Strict dictator, or beloved man of the people - nobody can quite get a handle on the 32 year-old supreme leader of the secretive Communist state.

What does he like? What does he dislike? What does Kim Jong Un find funny, and what does he not find funny? Digitiser2000 did some exhaustive research to find out...

OOZING GOOP... YES: FUNNY!

SHOES... NO, THEY'RE NOT FUNNY.

DOWNTON ABBEY AL FRESCO... SO FUNNY!

SHOES... STILL NOT FUNNY.

ROLLERCOASTERS... OH YES. VERY FUNNY!

SHOES... THEY ARE NOT SO FUNNY.

MINERS... FUNNY!

WELLINGTON BOOTS... NOT AT ALL FUNNY.

SICK PEOPLE... YEAH! FUNNY!

BUFFETS... NOT THAT FUNNY.

NUCLEAR SUBMARINES... HA HA! FUNNY!

SHOES... FUNNY? NO THEY ARE NOT FUNNY.

REFRIGERATED SAUSAGES... FUNNY TIME!

BOOTIES... NO. SO NOT FUNNY.

TOMATO PLANTS... MMM - FUNNY!

GUITARS... NOT SO FUNNY AFTER ALL.

SPRATS... THEY'RE PRETTY FUNNY!

TRUMPETS... NOT EVER FUNNY.

TUNNELS... YES, THEY CAN BE FUNNY!

SHOES... AGAIN, JUST NOT FUNNY.

OCTOPI... REALLY FUNNY!

SHOES... NOT FUNNY IN THE SLIGHTEST.

NORTH KOREAN BONO... MEGA FUNNY!

SHOES... AS WE'VE ESTABLISHED, THESE ARE NOT FUNNY.

THE BIG RED FISH... DEFINITELY A FUNNY THING!

SHEPHERD'S PIE... NOT REMOTELY FUNNY.

DRIED FISH IN A BAG... HYSTERICALLY FUNNY!

SHOES... NOT FUNNY. ONLY KIDDING - THEY ARE FUNNY!!!!! HA HA HA! GOTCHA!

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7 Comments

NEG

12/11/2015 03:55:34 pm

Beautiful.

Voodoo76

12/11/2015 04:00:46 pm

I'm absolutely amazed. I honestly thought he didn't find shoes funny, i'm speechless, gobsmacked even.

Chris

12/11/2015 06:56:28 pm

I thought he was getting a bit pissed off that people kept showing him fucking shoes. "I don't like shoes. Stop showing me shoes. Write in your notebook: 'The Supreme Leader does not like shoes. Do not show the Supreme Leader shoes on pain of death.'"

But then I found out the Supreme Leader does like shoes, and it was just one elaborate joke! And I laughed, because the Supreme Leader told me to.

Shish

12/11/2015 06:47:38 pm

Even on a rollercoaster, his aides have pen & paper to take notes. That's some real dedication (to the cause of not being executed, I presume).

Hillary Arsecheese

12/11/2015 07:15:31 pm

I think Mr Un is mystified (as am I) as to whom has scoffed exactly one third of the mash from the shepherd's pie. I imagine somebody got into hot water for that clanger!!!

Stay

12/11/2015 11:53:42 pm

He is super happy because he successfully found the only pair shoes belonging to somebody who didn't die in a labour camp and won, you guessed it, a new pair of black daps.

Chinny Hill

13/11/2015 01:55:23 pm

I am concerned that his aides are taking loose objects onto the roller coaster. This is obviously very unsafe.

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