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WEEKEND ROUND-UP: WITH THE FLACCID TRAMP

17/4/2015

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I'm the Flaccid Tramp. I know that's not especially politically correct, but what am I supposed to do? It's actually my name: I'm called The Flaccid Tramp, and by a cruel quirk of fate I actually happen to be a flaccid tramp. It's not funny: I'm homeless and I have erectile dysfunction. Really.

I mean, how would you like to be homeless and not even be able to make love? Probably not very much, I'd wager. There's literally nothing to laugh at, when you think about it. It's all just a bit sad and tragic. My life is awful.

Anyway. That's about all I've got to say, I suppose. I hope you think about me - and others like me - when you're sleeping in your beds tonight, enjoying your erections. In the meantime, here's everything you might've missed on Digi2000 this past week.

  • THE MAN'S DADDY'S JOKES - Funnies with the popular comedian.
  • 10 OFF-THE MARK CONSOLE CONCEPTS - March of the optimists.
  • THE FEEL THING by Mr Biffo - Why character and story matter.
  • IMMERSIVE THEATRE: IT'S REALLY FOR GAMERS by Mr Biffo - From Alien War to Zombies.
  • SECOND-HAND GAMES SHOP CHECKLIST - Everything you can find in your local store.
  • NEWS: GTA TV DRAMA: MADE UP? - With comments from Insincere Dave
  • NEWS: MARIO KART 8: NEW STUFF IMMINENT New tracks, karts, and characters.
  • NEWS: HORRIBLE: VIRTUAL REALITY GAMING CHAIR Prepare to vomit.
  • THE PREVIOUS WEEK'S STUFF

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