We've had one of our busiest, most-read weeks on Digitiser 2000, but there's always the possibility that somebody might have missed something. Who knows? Maybe that person is YOU (Yay! Personal shout-out!).
Calm down. Here's a round-up of this week's juiciest fruits...
THE FIVE AGES OF GAMING Gamers are getting older. How old are you - and what can you expect as you continue to creep towards your deathbed? Find out here.
REVIEW - CAPTAIN TOAD: TREASURE TRACKER (Wii U) Nintendo's little mushroom guy gets the Digitiser "treatment".
GAME NEWS with INSINCERE DAVE Yes - actual news! See also:
RING-SIR! with PHONING HONEY The whimsical prankster continues his campaign of harassment against real-life online technical support guys.
THE MAN'S DADDY'S COMEDY JOKE-O-MATIC Would you like to have your own personal joke? Now you can, with this intermittently functioning joke generator!
FREE THE SPEECH Big, heavy, boring, self-righteous, po-faced feature about free speech and creative freedom. No jokes.
MAN DIARY: BEING A MURDERER The Man With a Long Chin opens up a high street murder shop.
READER'S PANEL 4: DESTINY - GRIND OR GREAT Our first ever reader-written article offers a counterpoint to Mr Biffo's Destiny disappointment.
CHART CAT: THE 10 MOST SENSUAL GAMES CHARACTERS The lithe, self-styled feline offers you his opinion on the most sensual games characters ever.
10 THINGS YOU CAN DO WITH MICROSOFT'S HOLOLENS It's a whole new way to sex a giraffe!
>>>> BROWN TRUMPET COMPETITION! This weekend is your penultimate call to enter our exciting and (with hindsight) overly demanding competition. Against the odds... we've now actually had some entries - so if you want to stand a chance to win a £50 Amazon voucher, and some exclusive Digi goodies... you've got until Monday 2nd Feb to take your photos...
REVIEW - CAPTAIN TOAD: TREASURE TRACKER (Wii U) Nintendo's little mushroom guy gets the Digitiser "treatment".
GAME NEWS with INSINCERE DAVE Yes - actual news! See also:
- Mario Becomes Sentient
- Gaming Speednews with 'Baz' Feed
- Microsoft Windows 10 - Also of Interest to Xbox owners
- Nintendo is Nintendo Because... Nintendo
- Digitiser2000 Self-News
- Dead Rising: Watchtower - The Trailer
RING-SIR! with PHONING HONEY The whimsical prankster continues his campaign of harassment against real-life online technical support guys.
THE MAN'S DADDY'S COMEDY JOKE-O-MATIC Would you like to have your own personal joke? Now you can, with this intermittently functioning joke generator!
FREE THE SPEECH Big, heavy, boring, self-righteous, po-faced feature about free speech and creative freedom. No jokes.
MAN DIARY: BEING A MURDERER The Man With a Long Chin opens up a high street murder shop.
READER'S PANEL 4: DESTINY - GRIND OR GREAT Our first ever reader-written article offers a counterpoint to Mr Biffo's Destiny disappointment.
CHART CAT: THE 10 MOST SENSUAL GAMES CHARACTERS The lithe, self-styled feline offers you his opinion on the most sensual games characters ever.
10 THINGS YOU CAN DO WITH MICROSOFT'S HOLOLENS It's a whole new way to sex a giraffe!
>>>> BROWN TRUMPET COMPETITION! This weekend is your penultimate call to enter our exciting and (with hindsight) overly demanding competition. Against the odds... we've now actually had some entries - so if you want to stand a chance to win a £50 Amazon voucher, and some exclusive Digi goodies... you've got until Monday 2nd Feb to take your photos...
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