We've had one of our busiest, most-read weeks on Digitiser 2000, but there's always the possibility that somebody might have missed something. Who knows? Maybe that person is YOU (Yay! Personal shout-out!).
Calm down. Here's a round-up of this week's juiciest fruits...
REVIEW - CAPTAIN TOAD: TREASURE TRACKER (Wii U) Nintendo's little mushroom guy gets the Digitiser "treatment".
GAME NEWS with INSINCERE DAVE Yes - actual news! See also:
- Mario Becomes Sentient
- Gaming Speednews with 'Baz' Feed
- Microsoft Windows 10 - Also of Interest to Xbox owners
- Nintendo is Nintendo Because... Nintendo
- Digitiser2000 Self-News
- Dead Rising: Watchtower - The Trailer
RING-SIR! with PHONING HONEY The whimsical prankster continues his campaign of harassment against real-life online technical support guys.
THE MAN'S DADDY'S COMEDY JOKE-O-MATIC Would you like to have your own personal joke? Now you can, with this intermittently functioning joke generator!
FREE THE SPEECH Big, heavy, boring, self-righteous, po-faced feature about free speech and creative freedom. No jokes.
MAN DIARY: BEING A MURDERER The Man With a Long Chin opens up a high street murder shop.
READER'S PANEL 4: DESTINY - GRIND OR GREAT Our first ever reader-written article offers a counterpoint to Mr Biffo's Destiny disappointment.
CHART CAT: THE 10 MOST SENSUAL GAMES CHARACTERS The lithe, self-styled feline offers you his opinion on the most sensual games characters ever.
10 THINGS YOU CAN DO WITH MICROSOFT'S HOLOLENS It's a whole new way to sex a giraffe!
>>>> BROWN TRUMPET COMPETITION! This weekend is your penultimate call to enter our exciting and (with hindsight) overly demanding competition. Against the odds... we've now actually had some entries - so if you want to stand a chance to win a £50 Amazon voucher, and some exclusive Digi goodies... you've got until Monday 2nd Feb to take your photos...
You can discover all of our sponsor rewards here. Thanking you.
And if you really don't think all of the above is worth a couple of quid a month, or can't afford that, then... well... that's ok too - thanks for reading anyway, we suppose. We still very much appreciate your browsing.