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WEEKEND ROUND-UP: THE SPLIT LIP EDITION

10/4/2015

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Hello, everyone. Clarkson here. I've not got much else on at the moment, so I was just about to sit back and read this week's Digitiser2000 while enjoying a nice cup of tea from my favourite bone China cup. Unfortunately, I've just noticed that the cup is damaged, and there is a chink in it. Do you see? There is a chink in my China. It's not racist.  

Also, I was in a helicopter the other day - it was an Italian helicopter - and the blades made this noise: WOP WOP WOP. That's not racist either: that's just the noise it made. 

And then I was in an Irish restaurant the other day, and my dinner wasn't hot enough, and so I punched the stupid paddy waiter in the face, following a protracted 30-minute diatribe about what a stupid potato-munching leprechaun he was, and how he should go back where he came from. I'm not a racist though. David Cameron said so.

Here's everything you might've missed on this week's Bank Holiday-reduced Top Ge - I mean, Digitiser2000. Eeeni-meeni mini mo... FALKLANDS WAR!

  • OUR CURRENT FAVOURITE GAME (IS FOUR YEARS OLD) - What is Z-Type?
  • EXCITING GAME NEWS! With Comments by The Metaphorical Fox - Turn your phone into a Game Boy.
  • EXCITING GAME NEWS! With Comments by Chip Shop Man - New Deux Ex unveiled.
  • 6 BEST STAR WARS GAMES - Ha ha: no TIE Fighter or KOTOR.
  • 6 WORST STAR WARS GAMES - Balance of the Awful Ones.
  • 10 TERRIBLE GAME CONTROLLERS - The worst joypads etc. of all time.
  • STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS - EXCLUSIVE SCRIPT EXTRACT! - A Digi2K World Exclusive!
  • RING SIR! Online Support Pranks with Phoning Honey - Honey tries to speed up his broadband.
  • LAST WEEK'S ROUND-UP - Everything from the week before.

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Keith
10/4/2015 09:34:21 am

Heh. That's worth the patreon subscription alone.

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John
16/4/2015 03:51:43 am

Exactly what I was about to write. Instead I now have to just add my agreement to what you say. Which apparently takes me much longer.

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Sam Fox (not that one) link
10/4/2015 10:39:51 am

These recent celebrity portraits have been well ace, you should do commissions.

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Mr Biffo
13/4/2015 12:55:19 pm

Indeed. Our wealthier/more generous sponsors do in fact get their own portraits.

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Dan link
13/4/2015 06:06:47 am

Clarkie seems to have quite a lot of hair in that portrait. Times must be tough if he can no longer afford to go to the barber's... :P

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