
Not being funny, yeah, but thats not a bad lot for one week is it? You've got your gaming vids, your honest reviews of two of this year's biggest games, some detailed commentary and opinion, and a bunch of flat-out stupid stuff.
And below that, there's the usual undignified begging. Yes. Yes there is.
We love our donors - and hope that the sheer amount of content on Digi2000 these days rewards their faith in us. If you enjoy this site, and don't currently contribute - which I totally understand, and don't even hate you for - you owe it all to them for keeping the site going, keeping us convinced the time we invest in Digi is worth it, and keeping the site ad-free. Round of applause, please, for everyone who currently contributes, or has contributed in the past.
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Don't forget - we also have three different t-shirt designs in stock, including the much-requested Mr T-shirt. All orders come with a Digitiser slogan sticker, while stock lasts. Please buy one. They make the ideal Christmas gift, dishcloth, or shroud.
Lastly... Some plugs: here's me chatting to Leon Cox on the lovely Cane and Rinse podcast... accompanied in the background by my daughter making her dinner/as much noise as possible.
And here's Gonzo Weekly. Run by my dear old chum Jonathan Downes - founder of the Centre of Fortean Zoology - it's an online music mag dealing with everything a little left field. Issue 152 features my Desert Island Discs, if you dare to read them... and I've given Jon the ok to feature a little bit of Digi2000 in every issue.
ASSASSIN'S CREED SYNDICATE - FIRST IMPRESSIONS
MR BIFFO PLAYS ASSASSIN'S CREED SYNDICATE
MR BIFFO PLAYS... HALO 5: GUARDIANS
MR BIFFO PLAYS... HALO 5 MULTIPLAYER
REVIEWS
REVIEW: ASSASSIN'S CREED SYNDICATE (PS4/Xbox One/PC - PS4 version tested)
REVIEW: HALO 5 GUARDIANS (Xbox One)
OPINION
U2 CAN BE BRAINWASHED by Mr Biffo What games could learn from Bono.
SCAREMONGERING: DOES THE GAMES INDUSTRY BRING IT UPON ITSELF? by Mr Biffo The Dail Mail thinks we're all psychotic loners... but why?
NINTENDO: WILL WE ALL BECOME MIITOMO SAPIENS? by Mr Biffo Nintendo's smartphone plans point to the future.
STUPID STUFF
21 PHOTOS OF KIDS WHO ARE TERRIFIED OF HALLOWEEN
31 TERRIFYING SIMPSONS COSPLAY ERRORS
THE APP TREE: THE BEST NEW APPS AND GAMES introduced by Zombie Dave.
20 NIGHTMARISH BABY CAKES
15 (LITERALLY) CRAP TATTOOS
10 AMAZING THINGS YOU NEVER KNEW ABOUT GHOSTS
LAST WEEK'S ROUND-UP

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