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WEEKEND ROUND-UP: Presented by Sir John Betjeman

27/11/2015

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Hello, boys and girls. I'm Sir John Betjeman, and I'd like to welcome you to Digitiser 2000. "Betje" didn't see that coming!!! ROFLMAO.

Here's another Digitiser2000 round-up, listing everything you might've missed from recent weeks. As one of Britain's most beloved Poet Laureates, I'd have gladly written this round-up in the form of a poem. Regrettably, however, I died in 1984. FML.

FEATURES & OPINION
VIDEO GAMES: A REFLECTION OF TERROR by Mr Biffo
LARA CROFT: THE FRAIL PSYCHOPATH by Mr Biffo
DIGITISER2000: STATE OF THE UNION by Mr Biffo
VIDEO GAMES: THEY'RE ALL BORING by Mr Biffo
HAVE PITY FOR THE GAMES CRITICS by Mr Biffo
FEMALE GAMES CHARACTERS: LEVELLING THE PLAYING FIELD? by Mr Biffo
GAMES JOURNALISM: WHAT'S THE ALTERNATIVE? by Mr Biffo

THE GAMES OF MY YEARS
THE GAMES OF MY YEARS: ATARI - PART ONE by Mr Biffo
THE GAMES OF MY YEARS: ATARI - PART TWO by Mr Biffo
THE GAMES OF MY YEARS: THE ZX SPECTRUM PART ONE by Mr Biffo
THE GAMES OF MY YEARS: THE ZX SPECTRUM PART TWO by Mr Biffo

REVIEWS
REVIEW: RISE OF THE TOMB RAIDER (Xbox One)
REVIEW: STAR WARS BATTLEFRONT (PS4, Xbox One, PC - PS4 version tested)

STUPID STUFF
21 TERRIBLE THINGS THAT HAPPENED WHILE PEOPLE WERE PASSED OUT
OMG! LET'S SELL SOME SECOND-HAND GAMES!
LET'S GET A JOB AT NINTENDO!
10 WAYS TO KILL BUBSY THE BOBCAT USING ELECTRICITY
MOVIE MAGIC: 10 BEHIND-THE-SCENES SECRETS OF STAR WARS
OMG! IT'S TIME TO QUEUE UP FOR BLACK FRIDAY!

16 PEOPLE WHO MADE THE INVISIBLE MEN VERY HAPPY

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2 Comments
Col
28/11/2015 12:45:26 am

Last week old Biffo told his tales
of queueing for Black Friday sales
Invisible fellatio
and chasing jobs at Nintendo

Of games both beautiful and bland
and selling them at second-hand
The husk-imp in the deep corn maze,
and Lara Croft's psychotic ways.

You've read of how his boss was vexed
when working for that Teletext
Read tales both serious and funny
and STILL you haven't donated any f******g money.

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Mr Biffo
29/11/2015 11:51:10 am

You are v.good poet.

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