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WANT TO FEEL OLD? ALL THESE GAMERS FROM THE SEVENTIES & EIGHTIES ARE NOW IN A COMA...

20/5/2016

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Wow! Gaming has been around a long time, hasn't it? 

And to further illustrate the point we have just made, every person you see in this gallery of vintage gamers from the 70s and 80s is now in a coma! Check it out!
PAT SHARP: "GIVE ME A THUMBS UP, SON!"

PAT SHARP'S SON: "ICH CANNOT MANAGE IT, VATER. I THINK I'M ENTERING DAS COMA."

PAT SHARP: "LOL."
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BOOZEHOUND: "SHALL WE PLAY A GAME OF 'WHO CAN SLIP INTO THE LONGEST COMA?'." 

JOYPAD: "'KAY."
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ARNOLD: "WHATCHU TALKIN' 'BOUT, WILLIS?"

​WILLIS: "..."
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COUSIN VINNY: "I CAN'T WAIT TO GET HOME AND HAVE MY COMA!"
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FIDEL CASTRO: "MMM... I AM PLAYING VIDEO GAMES WITH THE BAND 'PAUL MCCARTNEY & WINGS'".

THE BAND: "SOON WE WILL BE THE COMA PATIENTS 'PAUL MCCARTNEY & WINGS'."


FIDEL CASTRO: "COMA-MUNISM (COMMUNISM)."
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DULL BOY: "THE VIBRANCY OF MY PALE YELLOW SHIRT AND BLUE TROUSERS IS OVERWHELMING. I CANNOT COPE. SOON I SHALL LAPSE INTO A COMA, WHERE I SHALL REMAIN UNTIL THE PRESENT DAY."
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A YOUNG STEPHEN KING: "I HOPE THERE ISN'T A SCARY SKELETON-TYPE SHED GHOST IN THIS SHED."

SHED GHOST (INVISIBLE): "WHOOO! I COMA YOU!"
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YELLOW SHIRT: "I AM LOOKING FORWARD TO PLAYING THE DONKEY KONG FOR THE REST OF MY NATURAL LIFE."

SOCKSIE: "TOO BAD. I AM GOING TO KICK YOU INTO A COMA."
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RED SHIRT: "FOR HOW MANY HOURS MUST WE WATCH THE PHOTOGRAPH OF DUSTY SPRINGFIELD AND THE MASTER?"

NUMBER 7: "JUST UNTIL WE SLIP INTO A COMA."
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BOYS: "WHAT ARE YOU DOING STARING AT THE POWERLESS GAME BOY, MOTHER?"

MOTHER: "WAITING FOR OUR COMAS TO BEGIN."
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GOLDENFLEECE: "I'M ONE RADICAL DUDE!"

OLD SHOVEL MAN FROM HOME ALONE: "SOON WE SHALL BE IN A COMA."
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V-SIGN: "I HAVE REPLACED MY FOOT WITH A STEAM IRON."

WHITESLEEVES: "AM I HOLDING THIS CORRECTLY?"

V-SIGN: "WHO CARES? LET'S COMA, BABY!"

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BRIAN WILSON: "MMF... NNNRRRF... NRFF NRFFF."

GOD (NOT PICTURED): "SLEEP, CHILD."

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WHITE MUG: "THANKS TO MY CAMOUFLAGE, NOBODY CAN SEE ME."

​MOUSTACHE: (IRONICALLY) "I HOPE WE THREE DON'T SLIP INTO A COMA."
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HOODIE: "LOOK, MOM - I'M SCRATCHING MY ASS ON PAC-MAN!"

​STRIPES: "BE CAREFUL, BROTHER. REMEMBER THAT OUR MOTHER HAS BEEN THREATENING TO PUT US INTO A LONG-TERM COMA FOR OUR TRANSGRESSIONS?"
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A YOUNG RICHARD DREYFUSS: "THIS GAME IS CALLED COMBAT, BOWL-HAIR."

BOWL-HAIR: "DID YOU SAY 'COMA"?!"
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CROSBY, STILLS & NASH: "FIVE MINUTES UNTIL OUR COMA!"
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BASEBALL CAP: "ASS-GRABBIN' COMES BEFORE COMA!"

THE BEARDED: "HUNH?"

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STAN LEE: "EXCELSIOR!"

GREEN GOBLIN: "I'VE GOT A PANCAKE ON MY HEAD."

SPIDER-MAN: "HEE HEE! I'M A HELICOPTER."

AIR-PUNCH: "YIP-YIP! <SNARL!>"


UNIMPRESSED BOY: "I WISH I WAS IN A COMA."
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SAD BOY: "IT'S NOT FAIR. ALL MY FRIENDS ARE IN COMAS. WHY CAN'T I BE IN A COMA?"

SMILE BOY: "MY LOWER BODY IS THAT OF A SNAIL."

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THE CAST OF COMA - THE MUSICAL: (SINGS) "A COMA IS THE BEST! IT'S BETTER THAN ALL THE REST! EXCEPT FOR FASCISM, WHICH WE ALSO LIKE! LA-LA-LA-LA-LAH-LIKE!"
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FROM THE ARCHIVE:
WHAT WILL NOLAN BUSHNELL THINK OF ALL THESE MONKEYS WHO ARE TRYING TO LICK HIS BUM?
THE STAGES EVERY RELATIONSHIP GOES THROUGH, ILLUSTRATED WITH 21 DELICIOUS POO-CAKES
PRESS REVEAL TO SEE WHAT THESE PEOPLE ARE LOOKING AT ON THEIR COMPUTER SCREENS


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Paul Jon Thrillin'
20/5/2016 12:22:27 pm

V-Sign really does seem to have replaced his foot with a steam iron.

Did a True LOL to "SOON WE WILL BE THE COMA PATIENTS 'PAUL MCCARTNEY & WINGS'."

Sterling work!

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Menu
20/5/2016 12:32:43 pm

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Menu
20/5/2016 12:34:31 pm

Damnit I can;t edit the original post. Anyway...

Coma, Coma, Coma Coma Comaleoooooooon! She comes and goooooooooes... albeit for indiscriminately large amounts of tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime.

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Kelvin Green link
20/5/2016 01:37:29 pm

I wonder what happened to Ben the Boffin, off of Channel 4? Biffster, you are also off of Channel 4; did you ever meet Ben the Boffin in the Channel 4 underground swimming pool?

I hope Ben the Boffin isn't in a coma.

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AcidBeard
20/5/2016 02:32:06 pm

He became Big Boy Barry from the 90's to escape the coma and is currently looking for a suitable alliterated form from the 2000's to extend his coma.

I fear for him.

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Dr Kank
20/5/2016 03:08:01 pm

I hope Adam Ay off of Live and Kicking is in a coma. A real bad coma.

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Acid_Arrow
20/5/2016 03:23:36 pm

Sorry, didn't see your post before mine. It seems the pain of Adam Aye runs deep...

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Acid_Arrow
20/5/2016 03:21:17 pm

I wonder what happened to Adam Aye who used to do the games reviews on Live and Kicking? With his natural screen presence and charisma I am amazed he did not embark on a glittering career in television. Perhaps he fell in to a coma?

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Wankuss
20/5/2016 08:34:40 pm

What about the Gaz Top? He was a real cool guy and he is also this: no longer on the telly.

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JeanClaudeVanDamme
20/5/2016 09:39:19 pm

Cheers, Biffo, you just made me snort out loud while the missus is trying to watch Face:Off on Channel 5. She missed two seconds of dialogue and now has no idea what's going on.

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Coma Chameleon
25/10/2016 12:10:51 pm

Way too many of these children of the 80s are playing the craptacular white Coleco Presents Nintendo's Donkey Kong for Atari VCS cartridge.

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