Toilets. They're automatically funny aren't they? It doesn't matter what happens in a toilet - it's always amusing! A moose licking a goose... in a toilet? FUNNY! A cowboy clubbing himself with a quoit... in a toilet? FUNNY! A harpist parping on a tarp... in a toilet? FUNNY!
However... what if there is something that happens in toilets that isn't funny? What if there was something so upsetting that no matter how long and often you stared at it, there was nothing whatsoever to laugh at? Sounds impossible - and yet here are the images of that thing we just described.
However... what if there is something that happens in toilets that isn't funny? What if there was something so upsetting that no matter how long and often you stared at it, there was nothing whatsoever to laugh at? Sounds impossible - and yet here are the images of that thing we just described.
16. NOTHING TO LAUGH AT HERE.
15. SORRY - NOT FUNNY
14. SO NOT FUNNY - LOOK AT THE DISTRESS HE'S IN. LOOK AT HIM. THE LITTLE GUY IS SHRIEKING HIS LUNGS UP.
13. IMAGINE HIS LABOURED BREATHING, HIS RASPING SOBS. FUNNY NOW? ANSWER: NO.
12. SHE'S HYSTERICAL. SHE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING TO HER. IS THAT FUNNY? WELL IS IT?
11. THIS BOY ISN'T EVEN THAT STUCK - HE'S JUST AN IDIOT. IS THAT SOMETHING TO LAUGH AT? HE CAN'T HELP IT.
10. SUCH A SWEET, DESPERATE, FACE... AS HER FEET AND LEGS SLIP EVER FURTHER AROUND THE U-BEND. SHAME ON YOU FOR NEARLY LAUGHING. SHAME ON YOU.
9. YEAH, HE'S TRYING TO STYLE IT OUT. DOESN'T MAKE THE SITUATION ANY LESS ALARMING FOR HIM - OR ANY MORE FUNNY.
8. THIS LITTLE ONE IS ONLY SLIGHTLY STUCK, BUT HE'S SO STARVED OF ATTENTION THAT HE'S TRYING DELIBERATELY TO GET MORE STUCK. THAT'S JUST NOT FUNNY.
7. LOOK AT HIS/HER DISTRESS. SOCK GONE. BOTTY ALL DAMP. WHAT WAS SHE/HE THINKING? PROBABLY NOT "I BET SOMEONE ON THE INTERNET FINDS THIS REALLY FUNNY".
6. IMAGINE IT. YOU'RE STUCK. YOU CALL FOR HELP. AND WHEN IT ARRIVES, YOUR RESCUER STARTS FILMING YOU. THAT'S PROBABLY THE SORT OF THING YOU'D DO.
5. HE'S SO TORMENTED BY HIS PLIGHT HE LOOKS ON THE VERGE OF THROWING UP. AND YET STILL YOU CONSIDER LAUGHING. YOU ARE A REAL DISGUSTING PERSON.
4. SHE MIGHT LOOK CHERUBIC AND SERENE, BUT THAT WON'T LAST LONG. NOT WITH YOU LAUGHING IN HER FACE.
3. IMAGINE IF THIS IS YOU. GO ON. IMAGINE HOW YOU WOULD FEEL TO KNOW IT AMUSED SOMEBODY. THAT YOU WERE ON A LIST FOR THE PURPOSES OF ENTERTAINMENT.
2. HER ARMS ARE OUTSTRETCHED. SHE'S PLEADING TO BE RESCUED. AND STILL... STILL ALL YOU CAN DO IS ALMOST LAUGH. WHERE IS YOUR EMPATHY, YOUR SOUL?
1. THIS BOY IS ASLEEP. BUT WHAT IF HE WASN'T? WHAT IF HE'D DIED FROM BEING IN THE TOILET? FUNNY? NEIN!
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