By rights, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles should've had their moment, but they seem to be going stronger than ever. A new movie, a new video game, and tons of new merchandise suggests there's plenty of life left in the so-called "Heroes in a Conch-Shell".
To celebrate, we've put together this list of bad TMNT cosplay. Unfortunately, it is slightly too long - but we promise to reward your patience with a picture of a goose.
To celebrate, we've put together this list of bad TMNT cosplay. Unfortunately, it is slightly too long - but we promise to reward your patience with a picture of a goose.
21. WELL HERE WE ARE AT THE START OF THE LIST. JUST TO REITERATE ONCE AGAIN... IT IS SLIGHTLY LONGER THAN IT PROBABLY NEEDS TO BE.
20. DON'T WORRY THOUGH, BECAUSE IF YOU CAN MAKE IT ALL THE WAY THROUGH TO THE END, YOU WILL BE REWARDED WITH A PICTURE OF A GOOSE, OR SOME SIMILAR BIRD.
19. ADMITTEDLY, YOU COULD JUST SKIP TO THE END TO SEE THE GOOSE NOW - WE APPRECIATE THAT THERE'S NOTHING STOPPING YOU - BUT YOU WON'T REALLY HAVE EARNED IT.
18. TAKE IT FROM US, TO GET THE REAL BENEFIT FROM THE GOOSE, YOU IDEALLY SHOULD GO THROUGH THIS LIST AT A NORMAL-ISH SPEED.
17. REALLY? WE'RE ONLY AT NUMBER 17? THAT MEANS WE'RE NOT EVEN A QUARTER OF THE WAY THROUGH. SORRY ABOUT ALL THIS.
16. REMEMBER: AFTER THIS ONE, THERE ARE ONLY ANOTHER 15 PICTURES TO GO BEFORE YOU CAN SEE WHAT WE ASSUME IS A GOOSE.
15. AT LEAST, IT LOOKS LIKE A GOOSE, OR WHAT WE IMAGINE A GOOSE TO LOOK LIKE. ADMITTEDLY, WE'RE NOT EXPERTS, SO IF IT IS SOME OTHER TYPE OF BIRD, PLEASE ACCEPT OUR APOLOGIES NOW.
14. HANG IN THERE. YOU'LL BE AT THAT GOOSE BEFORE YOU KNOW IT.
13. AND DON'T FORGET TO TELL ALL YOUR FRIENDS THAT THERE'S A GOOSE AT THE END OF THIS LIST. IT MIGHT ENCOURAGE THEM TO GIVE IT MORE OF A CHANCE.
12. LOOK, WE KNOW YOU'RE TEMPTED TO SNEAK A PEEK AT THE GOOSE, BUT PLEASE - TRY AND STICK WITH IT. WE'RE VERY NEARLY HALFWAY THROUGH.
11. ALMOST HALFWAY. IT'LL BE THE GOOSING HOUR BEFORE YOU KNOW IT.
10. WELL DONE! YOU MADE IT PAST THE HALFWAY POINT. WE BET YOU CAN ALMOST SMELL THAT GOOSE, OR WHATEVER BIRD-SORT IT IS.
9. AS A REWARD FOR MAKING IT THIS FAR, WE'RE GOING TO MIX THINGS UP. KEEP IT FRESH. IF YOU CAN MAKE IT THROUGH THE NEXT NINE PICTURES, THAT GOOSE (OR OTHER BIRD) WILL BE YOURS TO LOOK AT FOR AS LONG AS YOU WISH.
8. THIS LIST REALLY IS SLIGHTLY TOO LONG ISN'T IT?
7. STILL, MANY THANKS FOR STICKING WITH IT. WE PROMISE IT'LL ALL BE WORTH IT WHEN YOU GET TO THAT GOOSE.
6. WE'RE IN THE HOME STRETCH NOW. THAT GOOSE/OTHER BIRD ISN'T FAR!
5. TOP FIVE! COUNTING DOWN TO GOOSE!
4. WE'RE COMING FOR YOU, GOOSEY (OR WHATEVER YOU ARE)!
3. BET YOU'RE FEELING BUTTERFLIES IN YOUR TUMMY!
2. SO NEARLY THERE! SEE? AREN'T YOU GLAD NOW THAT YOU STUCK WITH THE LIST, AND DIDN'T SKIP AHEAD? THAT GOOSE IS GOING TO BE SOOOOOO WORTH IT.
1. WELL, THAT'S ABOUT IT. STRAIGHT AFTER THIS LAST PICTURE IS THE GOOSE-TYPE BIRD THAT WE'VE BEEN PROMISING. GET READY TO "GOOSE IT UP", EVERYONE!
NOW QUICKLY - PRESS REVEAL TO SEE THE GOOSE OR WHATEVER IT IS:
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