To celebrate, we've put together this list of bad TMNT cosplay. Unfortunately, it is slightly too long - but we promise to reward your patience with a picture of a goose.
By rights, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles should've had their moment, but they seem to be going stronger than ever. A new movie, a new video game, and tons of new merchandise suggests there's plenty of life left in the so-called "Heroes in a Conch-Shell". To celebrate, we've put together this list of bad TMNT cosplay. Unfortunately, it is slightly too long - but we promise to reward your patience with a picture of a goose. 21. WELL HERE WE ARE AT THE START OF THE LIST. JUST TO REITERATE ONCE AGAIN... IT IS SLIGHTLY LONGER THAN IT PROBABLY NEEDS TO BE. 20. DON'T WORRY THOUGH, BECAUSE IF YOU CAN MAKE IT ALL THE WAY THROUGH TO THE END, YOU WILL BE REWARDED WITH A PICTURE OF A GOOSE, OR SOME SIMILAR BIRD. 19. ADMITTEDLY, YOU COULD JUST SKIP TO THE END TO SEE THE GOOSE NOW - WE APPRECIATE THAT THERE'S NOTHING STOPPING YOU - BUT YOU WON'T REALLY HAVE EARNED IT. 18. TAKE IT FROM US, TO GET THE REAL BENEFIT FROM THE GOOSE, YOU IDEALLY SHOULD GO THROUGH THIS LIST AT A NORMAL-ISH SPEED. 17. REALLY? WE'RE ONLY AT NUMBER 17? THAT MEANS WE'RE NOT EVEN A QUARTER OF THE WAY THROUGH. SORRY ABOUT ALL THIS. 16. REMEMBER: AFTER THIS ONE, THERE ARE ONLY ANOTHER 15 PICTURES TO GO BEFORE YOU CAN SEE WHAT WE ASSUME IS A GOOSE. 15. AT LEAST, IT LOOKS LIKE A GOOSE, OR WHAT WE IMAGINE A GOOSE TO LOOK LIKE. ADMITTEDLY, WE'RE NOT EXPERTS, SO IF IT IS SOME OTHER TYPE OF BIRD, PLEASE ACCEPT OUR APOLOGIES NOW. 14. HANG IN THERE. YOU'LL BE AT THAT GOOSE BEFORE YOU KNOW IT. 13. AND DON'T FORGET TO TELL ALL YOUR FRIENDS THAT THERE'S A GOOSE AT THE END OF THIS LIST. IT MIGHT ENCOURAGE THEM TO GIVE IT MORE OF A CHANCE. 12. LOOK, WE KNOW YOU'RE TEMPTED TO SNEAK A PEEK AT THE GOOSE, BUT PLEASE - TRY AND STICK WITH IT. WE'RE VERY NEARLY HALFWAY THROUGH. 11. ALMOST HALFWAY. IT'LL BE THE GOOSING HOUR BEFORE YOU KNOW IT. 10. WELL DONE! YOU MADE IT PAST THE HALFWAY POINT. WE BET YOU CAN ALMOST SMELL THAT GOOSE, OR WHATEVER BIRD-SORT IT IS. 9. AS A REWARD FOR MAKING IT THIS FAR, WE'RE GOING TO MIX THINGS UP. KEEP IT FRESH. IF YOU CAN MAKE IT THROUGH THE NEXT NINE PICTURES, THAT GOOSE (OR OTHER BIRD) WILL BE YOURS TO LOOK AT FOR AS LONG AS YOU WISH. 8. THIS LIST REALLY IS SLIGHTLY TOO LONG ISN'T IT? 7. STILL, MANY THANKS FOR STICKING WITH IT. WE PROMISE IT'LL ALL BE WORTH IT WHEN YOU GET TO THAT GOOSE. 6. WE'RE IN THE HOME STRETCH NOW. THAT GOOSE/OTHER BIRD ISN'T FAR! 5. TOP FIVE! COUNTING DOWN TO GOOSE! 4. WE'RE COMING FOR YOU, GOOSEY (OR WHATEVER YOU ARE)! 3. BET YOU'RE FEELING BUTTERFLIES IN YOUR TUMMY! 2. SO NEARLY THERE! SEE? AREN'T YOU GLAD NOW THAT YOU STUCK WITH THE LIST, AND DIDN'T SKIP AHEAD? THAT GOOSE IS GOING TO BE SOOOOOO WORTH IT. 1. WELL, THAT'S ABOUT IT. STRAIGHT AFTER THIS LAST PICTURE IS THE GOOSE-TYPE BIRD THAT WE'VE BEEN PROMISING. GET READY TO "GOOSE IT UP", EVERYONE!
13 Comments
Biscuithandsman
31/5/2016 02:08:49 pm
That was so worth it.
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Gooson Cooked
31/5/2016 02:15:44 pm
What a marvellous picture it was.
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Rakladtor III The Terrible
31/5/2016 04:04:54 pm
I found this list a little too long to scroll through, and now my finger is bloody and infected. Call me a poo head but I don't care about the goose anymore, I just want my skin back
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31/5/2016 06:09:10 pm
I think you've made a mistake Biffo. 13 isn't a group of cosplayers; rather it's a promotional image of German techno pioneers Schildkröten 87. Obviously.
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31/5/2016 09:25:21 pm
Ah, I am experiencing the supreme smug self-sastisfaction that can only be attained after scrolling through umpteen TMNT cosplay disasters , before arriving at a goose. Nice.
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Hamptonoid
31/5/2016 09:33:25 pm
Hats off to number 3 - very small window of opportunity there, and he's nailed it.
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Superbeast 37
31/5/2016 09:48:16 pm
That some seriously aggressive navel on display on there!!!!
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Scott C
31/5/2016 10:57:11 pm
I do believe that is not a goose, but a swan with partial inverse abinism.
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I feel bad for #11. So close to nailing it there and then it's like "Steve you're in charge of research, what were the bandana colours we need?"
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Paulvw
1/6/2016 08:02:54 am
Boo....there I said it!
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Mr Biffo
1/6/2016 08:33:55 am
Bra... vo.
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Cc
1/6/2016 01:13:29 pm
I made it and I don't even like goose.
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Alec Norton
3/6/2016 09:50:44 am
Nos. #7 and #8 weren't terrible, I demand my money back. I'm still taking the goose.
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