Here is a gallery of vintage images showing people playing pingball, though sadly it's not quite as interesting as we might've all hoped for.
Fortunately, there's a way to remedy this: by pretending that all of the people paying the pingball are popstars - the most important and coolest people around!
Typical crazy popstar antics!!!
I am a pingball wizard,
I'm not a lizard,
Or a gizzard in a blizzard,
Ping! Ping! Pingball!
Ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping!