21 boys are having their hair cut. And all 21 boys are making a ridiculous fuss about it. If only there were somebody brave enough to stand up and say what we're all thinking...
21. IT'S JUST A HAIRCUT. BUT LOOK AT THIS KID. LOOK AT THE STATE HE'S IN. WHAT A FUSS. SOMEBODY REALLY OUGHT TO TELL HIM TO SHUT-UP.
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20. ANOTHER BIG, WHINY, BABY. ANYBODY WOULD THINK HE WAS HAVING HIS FINGERS CUT OFF. GO ON - TELL HIM TO SHUT-UP.
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19. LISTEN TO THAT RACKET: "WAAAAH! WAAAAAH!". NOW DO WHAT YOU'RE HERE FOR AND TELL THIS KID TO SHUT-UP.
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18. LOOK AT HIM SNIVELLING. PUT AN IMMEDIATE END TO THIS CHARADE, AND TELL THAT KID TO SHUT-UP.
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17. "BOO-HOO. I HAD TO HAVE MY HAIR CUT". YOUR PURPOSE TODAY IS AS FOLLOWS: SILENCE THE IDIOT BOY, BY TELLING HIM TO SHUT-UP.
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16. WHAT A PITIFUL, GODAWFUL RACKET. SOMEBODY NEEDS TO TELL HIM SHUT-UP. THAT SOMEBODY IS YOU.
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15. YOU LIST AMONG YOUR MANY QUALITIES AND SKILLS, AN ABILITY TO TELL WHINGEING HAIR CUT BABIES TO SHUT-UP. IT IS TIME TO EMPLOY THAT ABILITY.
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14. DO THE OPPOSITE OF THIS: DON'T TELL THE SOBBING HAIR CUT BABY TO SHUT-UP.
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13. THIS UGLY WHINGER NEEDS TO HEAR SOME STERN WORDS FROM YOU. THOSE WORDS INCLUDE "SHUT" AND "UP".
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12. IF YOU DON'T TELL THIS HAIR CUT CRYBABY TO SHUT-UP, EVERYONE WILL THINK YOU'RE A COWARD.
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11. IT WON'T BE HARD TO TELL THIS SCREECHING POMEGRANATE TO BE QUIET. WE'LL COUNT YOU DOWN. THREE... TWO... ONE...
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10. CHRIST ON A CORMORANT. IT'S IN STEREO NOW. TWO BABIES, AND YET STILL ONLY ONE NEED TO ISSUE THE INSTRUCTION FOR THEM TO SHUT-UP.
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9. THE WOBBLY CHIN. THE DOWNTURNED MOUTH. AND TWO EARS, READY TO ACCEPT THE FOLLOWING WORDS: SHUT-UP, IDIOT.
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8. IF YOU WANT TO MIX IT UP, WHY NOT GET SHAKESPEAREAN ON THIS LITTLE SAP'S ASS? VERILY THOU MUST TELLETH HIM TO SHUTETH UPETH.
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7. LET'S PLAY WOULD YOU RATHER... WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE YOUR NOSE CHEWED OFF BY A MAGISTRATE... OR SUFFER THE BRIEF GUILT OF TELLING A WAILING HAIR CUT BOY TO SHUT-UP?
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6. WHO CAN SAY WHY THIS MOP-TOPPED JUVENILE IS SUCH A WIMP? MAYBE HIS PARENTS DIED IN CHILDBIRTH. WHAT HE NEEDS IS A FIRM HAND. TELLING HIM TO SHUT-UP IS IN HIS BEST INTERESTS. YOU BE THE PARENT.
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5. NOTHING THEY'RE DOING TO MUTE THIS WEAKLING IS WORKING. IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO SWOOP IN AND SHOW THEM HOW IT'S DONE.
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4. YOU WERE PUT ON THIS PLANET FOR ONE PURPOSE ALONE: TO TELL THIS HOWLING HOMUNCULUS TO PUT A SOCK IN IT.
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3. YOU'VE NOTHING TO LOSE. JUST TELL THE KID TO SHUT UP, AND THEN YOU CAN GET ON WITH YOUR DAY.
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2. WILL YOU BEHOLD THIS SNIVELLING LITTLE DWARFLING GET RIGHT UP IN THAT EAR AND HISS THE FOLLOWING: "SHUT UP".
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1. ALRIGHT. HE LOOKS HAPPY ENOUGH. BUT YOU'VE COME TOO FAR NOW TO BACK DOWN. YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO.
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