EXT. PRISON - DAY A herd of WALKERS are pushing against the outer fence. RICK, CARL and DARYL approach, armed with sharpened sticks. CARL: Papa! Papa! What must we do here today? RICK: See these walkers here, Carl? CARL: I do, Papa! There are so many. One… two – oh, so, so many! RICK: Well, we need to clear all the walkers from the fence. ZOMBIE DAVE: Frrrrrrrg rrrrrrf. RICK: Watch what me and Daryl do. Rick and Daryl start ramming their sharpened sticks into the walkers’ brains. CARL: Ha ha! That looks like so much fun. My go! My go! Carl pushes his sharpened stick into a walker’s brain. CARL: Wheeee! I made one of them do this thing: die. I’m a big boy now. ZOMBIE DAVE: Nr. Yrrrr rrr trrrrwt. Rr lrrrrdl trrrrrwt. Frrrrrg rrrrf. RICK: Just remember, everyone - they’re already dead. You’re not actually killing them. ZOMBIE DAVE: Yrrz yrrrr frrrrgn rrrr! RICK: Quickly now. Let us move along the fence. ZOMBIE DAVE: Wrrd rr srrc. Drrddn yrrr urrrrzd trrr brrr rrrn Thrrrrz Lrrrf? RICK: That’s the way, everyone. Walk and stab. Walk and stab. CARL (singing): Walk and stab! Walk and stab! This is fab! This is fab! Stab fab crab! Crab crab crab! CRAB! CRABS! CRABS!!! RICK: What a beautiful song that is, Carl. And you're doing splendid work. See how I rub the top of my head in appreciation. I do this now because society has fallen, and we must find new ways of doing things. Rick furiously rubs the top of his head, then stabs a female walker in its face. ZOMBIE DAVE: Rrrrrrrrr! Thrrd wrrrz mrrrr grrrrrlfrrrnd yrrrr frgggng brrrrdrrd crrrrnd! RICK: That’s it, Carl. Keep jabbing them in the brains like I am. ZOMBIE DAVE: Nrr! Whrrrr rrr yrrrr drrrng thrrrrrz?! RICK: You're very quiet, Darryl. DARYL: Mrrrbrlll drrrrm drff drff drrmllbrrb. ZOMBIE DAVE: Crrnd. |
8 Comments
Monkeymanobob
19/11/2014 03:21:16 am
Ever since days gone by, reading Digitiser on Teletext the only way I can understand Zombie Dave is to read it aloud.
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Adam
20/11/2014 12:23:58 am
Oh man, I hope someone gets cussed up real bad soon. MORE MORE MORE!!!
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adam ant
21/11/2014 04:49:14 pm
i'd like to know what the rapping shoe thinks of all this
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john eddowes
22/11/2014 01:57:38 pm
oh man! actual digitiser, as it should have been all those years ago!
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Mr Biffo
23/11/2014 03:33:46 am
Glad you love, JE. Cussing and Rapping Shoe to follow inevitably.
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I gave up hope of new Digitiser many moons ago.
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Deutschland
9/1/2015 06:46:27 am
Frrrrgn brlllrrrrnt.
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