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THE MOST EXCITING NEWS FROM E3 SO FAR - AS ILLUSTRATED BY DONALD TRUMP POOING HIS PANTS

14/6/2016

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If you live on Twitter, like most normal people, it can't have escaped your attention that E3 - the games industry's annual jamboree of back-slapping and announcements - is happening this week. This year's event has had more than its fair share of surprises and excitement... and it isn't over yet!

Here's a list of everything that we felt was worth talking about so far. We did ask presumptive Republican presidential nominee Donald J. Trump for his comments - but every time we did, he merely pooed himself. The dirty boy.
TWO NEW XBOXES ARE COMING - THE "SLIM" AND THE SCORPIO, THE LATTER OF WHICH WILL BE POWERFUL ENOUGH TO "DO" VIRTUAL REALITY!

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT, DONALD?

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MICROSOFT IS GOING TO MAKE ALL XBOX ONE GAMES CROSS-COMPATIBLE WITH WINDOWS 10!

​DONALD TRUMP - ANY COMMENTS?
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INSOMNIAC IS MAKING A NEW SPIDER-MAN GAME!

​WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON THAT, MR TRUMP? WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON A NEW SPIDER-MAN GAME?
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HIDEO KOJIMA HAS REVEALED HIS FIRST POST-KONAMI GAME, AND IT FEATURES NORMAN REEDUS, A MELTING BABY, AND DEAD WHALES!

​DO YOU HAVE ANY OPINIONS ABOUT THAT, DONALD TRUMP?
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CALL OF DUTY: INFINITE WARFARE LOOKS LIKE CALL OF DUTY IN SPACE - AND MIGHT BE REALLY EXCITING!

OVER TO YOU FOR YOUR REACTION, DONALD.

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RESIDENT EVIL 7 GOT THE BRIEFEST OF TEASES! DONALD?
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THERE ARE TONS OF NEXT GEN REMASTERS ON THE WAY - INCLUDING VARIOUS CRASH BANDICOOT GAMES! ALSO, CRASH WILL POP UP IN SKYLANDERS IMAGINATIONS! FOR THE KIDS!

DONALD TRUMP - REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE FOR THE OFFICE OF PRESIDENT - YOUR OPINIONS AND COMMENTS, PLEASE?
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VR IS EVERYWHERE! MOST EXCITINGLY, UBISOFT IS RELEASING A VR STAR TREK GAME FOR PS4, AND THERE'S A VR STAR WARS: BATTLEFRONT MISSION COMING! ALSO: BATMAN ARKHAM VR! WHAAAAA?! 

DONALD TRUMP?
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THE NEXT GOD OF WAR GAME WILL REVOLVE AROUND NORSE MYTHOLOGY!

​WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THAT, DONALD?

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THERE'S A NEW BLOOD DRAGON GAME - AND IT'S OUT NOW! TRIALS OF THE BLOOD DRAGON RETURNS TO THE BIZARRO 80s POST-APOCALYPTIC BLOOD DRAGON UNIVERSE... BUT IT'S A MOTOCROSS GAME!

​WE NOW GO TO DONALD TRUMP, FOR HIS REACTION.

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RARE'S SEA OF THIEVES LOOKS LIKE A MORE CARTOONY ASSASSIN'S CREED: BLACK FLAG - BUT WITH A STRONG CO-OP COMPONENT, AS DEMONSTRATED BY A REALLY ANNOYING GAMEPLAY TRAILER!

WE CALL UPON DONALD J. TRUMP FOR HIS REMARKS.
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SONY'S DAYS GONE LOOKS LIKE THE LAST OF US - ON BIKES!

​DONALD? DONALD!
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TITANFALL 2 HAS A STORY MODE! HEY - DONALD!!
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SO DOES FIFA 17! DON-DON? CALLING, DON-DON!
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MASS EFFECT: ANDROMEDA LOOKS NICE... BUT NOT MUCH WAS SHOWN! DONNY?
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EA CONFIRMED IT HAS THREE NEW STAR WARS GAMES IN THE WORKS - BUT DIDN'T SAY MUCH ABOUT THEM!

BIG-D, WOULD YOU LIKE TO SAY ANYTHING? ANYTHING AT ALL?
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THAT'S IT FOR NOW!

OH, DONALD. PLEASE GO CLEAN YOURSELF UP!
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Darrel Laughlin
15/6/2016 10:14:07 am

Half of those could be vinegar strokes face too

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