Scramble, Contra, Sunset Riders, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles... to be honest, the list is longer than either of us would want me to lazily cut-and-paste here.
Unfortunately, during the 80s, Konami chose to sell their arcade machines to potential buyers with some of the most awkward and regressive promotional flyers ever conceived. Here's a bunch of them. Brace for big hair and stone-washed jeans!
Blondie: "Ow! Mum! My vertebrae!"
Blondie: "I can't feel my legs..."
Is that it? Frankly, it's very hard to tell.
Girl: "Bring more pills! I can feel my smile slipping! MORE PILLS! HA HA! HA HA HA HA HA! PILLS! PILLSSSSSSSSS!"
Also, the guy in the braces looks like he's stepped out of a 1980s Weetabix ad. And is the girl breaking wind? Why else would she have lifted her leg like that?
Mohawk: "Is that some kind of brown egg?"
Kneepads: "I bet it contains, like, a wyvern!"