Hello. I'm a popular comedian called The Man's Daddy. What are you all having for Christmas dinner? I know it is custom to ingest a heated turkeybird, but this year I thought I'd mix things up a bit, so I'm just going to lay in the garden face-down and wait for a worm. When one rises from the sod, I shall greet it thus: "Good afternoon, youngworm - and a Merry Christmas from all of us here on the surface! Yeah, noice. Well noice. Love it, mate."
Then I'm going to start screaming and sobbing and snapping my teeth, because it will have been the most subtle thing that has ever happened within the human world.
Something many families like to do at Christmas is laugh erratically at the tiny jokes they find inside a Christmas crackuss. Nobody knows who writes the jokes, or how they get inside the crackuss, but this year the mystery shall be partly solved. Please understand: this festive season, YOU shall be the one compelling the "funnies" into the "crackuss"!
That is, if you'll be so kind as to use my special Christmas crackuss jokes!
So anyway, I really hope you like them. Yeah, I really do. Hope you like my jokes. Well, anyway, bye then. Gotta go now. Yeah, bye. Bye, then. Hope you really like my jokes. Okay, bye.
Yeah, bye.
Like the jokes, yeah?
Okay. Bye. Yeah, bye. Don't forget to like the jokes. Okay. Noice.
Then I'm going to start screaming and sobbing and snapping my teeth, because it will have been the most subtle thing that has ever happened within the human world.
Something many families like to do at Christmas is laugh erratically at the tiny jokes they find inside a Christmas crackuss. Nobody knows who writes the jokes, or how they get inside the crackuss, but this year the mystery shall be partly solved. Please understand: this festive season, YOU shall be the one compelling the "funnies" into the "crackuss"!
That is, if you'll be so kind as to use my special Christmas crackuss jokes!
So anyway, I really hope you like them. Yeah, I really do. Hope you like my jokes. Well, anyway, bye then. Gotta go now. Yeah, bye. Bye, then. Hope you really like my jokes. Okay, bye.
Yeah, bye.
Like the jokes, yeah?
Okay. Bye. Yeah, bye. Don't forget to like the jokes. Okay. Noice.
INSTRUCTIONS: Right-click on the image above and save it to your computer. Next, print out the image, fetch your mother's sharpest scissors, and cut along the dotted lines (ask a grown up to help you if you're scared of "sharps"). On Christmas Day, slide the jokes inside the crackuss-crannies, then lounge back and watch the merriment initiate!
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