THE MAN'S DADDY'S JOKES

Hello. I'm a popular comedian called The Man's Daddy. You might have heard of me: I recently put a leaflet through your door telling you who I am. I don't know why. I guess I just really want people to know who I am.

Oh well. I doubt it matters that much.

This week I've been trying really hard to come up with some new jokes, but I keep falling asleep, and rolling out of my hammock. I suppose I should probably suspend the hammock from some ropes or something, rather than just spreading it out on a slope. Never mind. It'll be fine. Here are the few jokes I managed to get done. I hope they're ok. Bye then.

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QUESTION: Where do male sheep watch videos about Wookiees?
ANSWER: Ewe-Chewb' (YouTube).

QUESTION: What's the most disgusting bird in the world?
ANSWER: A repelican.

QUESTION: What's the best way to ruin a birthday party?
ANSWER: Invite a killer.

QUESTION: What sort of bush stinks of fish?
ANSWER: A roes bush.

QUESTION: Why did the man stand a cat on its hind legs and kiss it on the bottom?
ANSWER: He was a purr-vert' (pervert).

QUESTION: What do you get if you cross a horse with a hat?
ANSWER: Hattil-horse.

QUESTION: What do you get if you cross a hairy monster with a pier?
ANSWER: A jeti.

QUESTION: What's the best way to burn down a forest?
ANSWER: Set fire to it.

QUESTION: What's the best thing to bounce on after noon?
ANSWER: A trpmoline.

QUESTION: Bagwin is to swagwin, as ebrin is to...?
ANSWER: Nebrin. 

QUESTION: What's the best way to ruin a sandcastle?
ANSWER: Have the runs on it.

QUESTION: What's the worst thing to put in a hole?
ANSWER: Your dead family.

QUESTION: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm?
ANSWER: Biting into a tapeworm and finding half an apple.

QUESTION: Who was the first man on the Moon?
ANSWER: Astronaut Spoony-B.

QUESTION: Which actor compulsively punches his male co-stars in the crotch?
ANSWER: Bruise Willies (Bruce Willis).

QUESTION: Who is the younger brother of Bruce Willis?
ANSWER: Borb Willis.

QUESTION: Who is the eldest son of Borb Willis?
ANSWER: Blorbb Willis.

QUESTION: Where does Blorbb Willis go on holiday?
ANSWER: The Bronks!


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