
Oh well. I doubt it matters that much.
This week I've been trying really hard to come up with some new jokes, but I keep falling asleep, and rolling out of my hammock. I suppose I should probably suspend the hammock from some ropes or something, rather than just spreading it out on a slope. Never mind. It'll be fine. Here are the few jokes I managed to get done. I hope they're ok. Bye then.
ANSWER: Ewe-Chewb' (YouTube).
QUESTION: What's the most disgusting bird in the world?
ANSWER: A repelican.
QUESTION: What's the best way to ruin a birthday party?
ANSWER: Invite a killer.
QUESTION: What sort of bush stinks of fish?
ANSWER: A roes bush.
QUESTION: Why did the man stand a cat on its hind legs and kiss it on the bottom?
ANSWER: He was a purr-vert' (pervert).
QUESTION: What do you get if you cross a horse with a hat?
ANSWER: Hattil-horse.
QUESTION: What do you get if you cross a hairy monster with a pier?
ANSWER: A jeti.
QUESTION: What's the best way to burn down a forest?
ANSWER: Set fire to it.
QUESTION: What's the best thing to bounce on after noon?
ANSWER: A trpmoline.
QUESTION: Bagwin is to swagwin, as ebrin is to...?
ANSWER: Nebrin.
QUESTION: What's the best way to ruin a sandcastle?
ANSWER: Have the runs on it.
QUESTION: What's the worst thing to put in a hole?
ANSWER: Your dead family.
QUESTION: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm?
ANSWER: Biting into a tapeworm and finding half an apple.
QUESTION: Who was the first man on the Moon?
ANSWER: Astronaut Spoony-B.
QUESTION: Which actor compulsively punches his male co-stars in the crotch?
ANSWER: Bruise Willies (Bruce Willis).
QUESTION: Who is the younger brother of Bruce Willis?
ANSWER: Borb Willis.
QUESTION: Who is the eldest son of Borb Willis?
ANSWER: Blorbb Willis.
QUESTION: Where does Blorbb Willis go on holiday?
ANSWER: The Bronks!
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