THE MAN'S DADDY'S HILARIOUS CHICKEN JOKES

Hello. I'm a popular comedian called The Man's Daddy. You probably don't know this about me, but I really like collecting photographs of beams. You know: iron beams, sunbeams, nautical beams (ie; the most extreme width/breadth of a nautical vessel, or a point alongside the ship at the midpoint of its length), Heinz Baked Beams, the first part of a sticker that reads "Be Amazing"... 

I don't know why I told you that. I suppose it doesn't matter. On a separate topic, here are some jokes I've written about hens, chickens, poultry and so on. I hope they're ok. Well, anyway. I'll say bye now. I'm probably going soon. So, yeah  - bye then.

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QUESTION: Why did the cockerel put a wasp in his mouth?
ANSWER: He wanted to be a beak-keeper (beekeeper).

QUESTION: Who was the scariest chicken of all time?
ANSWER: Henghis Khan.

QUESTION: What sort of qualification did the chicken leave university with?
ANSWER: Bachelor of Arts (Hens). 

QUESTION: Why was the farmer disappointed with the number of chickens he had?
ANSWER: There was a "poultry" amount.

QUESTION: Why did the chicken cross the road?
ANSWER: It was just wanderin' around!

QUESTION: Who do chickens hire to install their home cinema systems?
ANSWER: A/V Ian (avian).

QUESTION: My chicken's got no nose - how does it smell?
ANSWER: I'm no expert!

QUESTION: What is a chicken's favourite condiment?
ANSWER: Rooster Sauce (Worcester Sauce).

QUESTION: Who was the palest cockerel of all time?
ANSWER: Creamy Eric.

QUESTION: Who was the chicken's favourite super-hero?
ANSWER: Bantam (Batman).

QUESTION: What happens if you wrap your hand tightly around a hen's head?
ANSWER: It'll eventually pass out.

QUESTION: Why can't chickens fly?
ANSWER: Sheer laziness.

QUESTION: What do hens use to tell the time?
ANSWER: Clucks (clocks).

QUESTION: What's the tastiest part of a chicken?
ANSWER: Its meat.

QUESTION: What's the name of your favourite rooster?
ANSWER: Billzard.

QUESTION: Where do new age chickens go on the Solstice?
ANSWER: Stonehen. 

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