I don't know why I told you that. I suppose it doesn't matter. On a separate topic, here are some jokes I've written about hens, chickens, poultry and so on. I hope they're ok. Well, anyway. I'll say bye now. I'm probably going soon. So, yeah - bye then.
ANSWER: He wanted to be a beak-keeper (beekeeper).
QUESTION: Who was the scariest chicken of all time?
ANSWER: Henghis Khan.
QUESTION: What sort of qualification did the chicken leave university with?
ANSWER: Bachelor of Arts (Hens).
QUESTION: Why was the farmer disappointed with the number of chickens he had?
ANSWER: There was a "poultry" amount.
QUESTION: Why did the chicken cross the road?
ANSWER: It was just wanderin' around!
QUESTION: Who do chickens hire to install their home cinema systems?
ANSWER: A/V Ian (avian).
QUESTION: My chicken's got no nose - how does it smell?
ANSWER: I'm no expert!
QUESTION: What is a chicken's favourite condiment?
ANSWER: Rooster Sauce (Worcester Sauce).
QUESTION: Who was the palest cockerel of all time?
ANSWER: Creamy Eric.
QUESTION: Who was the chicken's favourite super-hero?
ANSWER: Bantam (Batman).
QUESTION: What happens if you wrap your hand tightly around a hen's head?
ANSWER: It'll eventually pass out.
QUESTION: Why can't chickens fly?
ANSWER: Sheer laziness.
QUESTION: What do hens use to tell the time?
ANSWER: Clucks (clocks).
QUESTION: What's the tastiest part of a chicken?
ANSWER: Its meat.
QUESTION: What's the name of your favourite rooster?
QUESTION: Where do new age chickens go on the Solstice?